Citizens Union, previous stops: Bloomberg, Daily News, New York Post; standup, pun-dit, Trini-Dad jokes, etc. https://xitter.cf/t.co/EnnT2E7ATx

New York City
Joined May 2008
You guys gotta go to Saddam Hussein’s new Cheesecake Factory. They’ve got great yellow cake
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Will those kids be given unpronounceable names like “X Æ A-Xii”?
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“top position”?
Yashar Ali 🐘
@yasharOct 22
BREAKING: The DOJ is examining allegations that Corey Lewandowski profited off his top position at the Department of Homeland Security. Full Story: on.wsj.com/4i7YVTS
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.@jamestalarico after Elon Musk sent $158M to support Ken Paxton: "Big money is powerful. I don't want to sugarcoat that. The richest man in the world is coming after us, but it is nothing compared to people power. Elon wants our land. He's already trying to buy one of our beautiful state parks down in South Texas. He wants our water for these AI data centers. He wants our taxpayer funds like when he ran that crazy DOGE process, and he wants his very own personal United States senator, and that's what he thinks he can get with Ken Paxton."
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BREAKING: Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner are reportedly blaming each other for the GOP's midterm meltdown, with Miller calling the Iran War "Jared's folly," and Kushner pointing out that Republicans were gaining Hispanic voters until Miller turned ICE into a "US Gestapo."
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WRIGHT: The president is putting pressure on that's a step forward for peace in the Russia-Ukraine war BASH: So now the US stance is to pressure Ukraine, not Russia? WRIGHT: Oh, this is pressuring Russia. Russia does not have diesel to export. The only way they can get diesel to export is to turn down the conflict with Ukraine. This is quite innovative, actually.
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