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The Guerilla King

@RobThomasComedy

Teller of jokes, Star of @PodAnotherOne, Human trafficker on a very small scale.

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Joined June 2009
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🆎@theABinKCOct 28
when is henry ruggs up for parole? asking for brett veach #chiefskingdom
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🌨️@NotLikeRussOct 28
Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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lottie ☕️@spadobsessiveOct 26
its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) profile pictureBBC Breakfast
@BBCBreakfastOct 26
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Mick Moran@Mick_Moran_Oct 26
.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
mooresy (@jamesmoores_) profile picturemooresy@jamesmoores_Oct 25
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Divino@elite_balltakesOct 21
Florian Wirtz has played 3 games in a row without Szoboszlai for the first time in his Liverpool career.
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntOct 20
Florian Wirtz has scored or assisted in three consecutive games for the first time in his Liverpool career: 🅰️ vs LASK 🅰️ vs Brentford ⚽️ vs Villarreal
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Lazy Alcoholic
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Weird the way people can lie while posting the truth
Bill Walsh (@MeatBadness) profile pictureBill Walsh@MeatBadnessOct 20
Dying live on TV. Hocking Adidas though ...
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Football Away Days
@AwayDaysFBOct 20
This angle of Man City's opener tonight really does show how embarrassing of support that club has... There is more empty seats, than filled ones, on a Champions League night.. 🫣
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hasbullacueta@CFChasbullaOct 20
This video is actually hilarious 😭
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Dean Coughlin@deancoughlin_Oct 17
Could have been awkward…
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Currys
@currysOct 15
EU roaming feels ambitious
Everton (@Everton) profile pictureEverton
@EvertonOct 15
Introducing Everton Mobile – the sim-only network built for Blues. 📱 Reliable, flexible, exclusive rewards and great value, with plans starting from just £15 a month. Join today: evertonfc.com/mobile

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GL DiVittorio
@gldivittorioOct 15
I like Shane Gillis as a comedian, I don't think he hit the tone he was going for or the punchlines this time, but he'll be fine and I'm still gonna follow his stuff. As far as the general state of comedy and ~jester's privilege~ though, I think Anthony Jeselnik nails it here:
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GL DiVittorio
@gldivittorioOct 15
The issue with Shane Gillis' SNL set is that it wasn't funny enough. He's done way more offensive bits, but most were so funny they intuitively registered as bits, not beliefs. Edgy jokes don't get comedians in trouble, jokes that aren't good enough to extenuate their premises do
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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomicOct 14
Russell Brandroid
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 14
Robot seized by German police after allegedly groping teenage girl bbc.in/4yhLbMk
Robot seized by German police after it was allegedly used to grope teenage girl

Robot seized by German police after it was allegedly used to grope teenage girl

Police have launched an investigation on suspicion of sexual harassment after the robot's owner, 16, and his companion are said to have streamed the incident.

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𝗦𝗮𝗺☆@LFC_Sam__Oct 11
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Lea
@Lea_EFCOct 12
Wait for Florian Wirtz 😭😭😭 teapawt.net/LowResReplays/status/2…
RazedFootball (@RazedFootball) profile pictureRazedFootball
@RazedFootballOct 11
WIRTZ OFF NIGHT AT ANFIELD! 📉 Florian Wirtz conceded possession 17 times in 66 minutes on the pitch against Man City. 😳
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Bridget Phetasy
@BridgetPhetasyOct 12
Shane Gillis goading thousands of women into tagging him in their half-naked selfies is elite tier.
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@TheFalseNeinOct 13
The club with more revenue than Real Madrid can’t sell a home fixture against PSG
Manchester City (@ManCity) profile pictureManchester City
@ManCityOct 12
Final tickets available now! 🎫 Join us at the Etihad as we take on PSG in the UEFA Champions League 🤝 Get your tickets 👉 mancity.co/PSG
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SoulCoughing
@SoulCoughingOneOct 12
#ShaneGillis 😂
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