Sometimes sleeping the day off away is the way to go. Co-host @KickballFriends
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I don’t have the heart to tell my Lyft driver that I said Classic Rock and not Classic Rap so now we’re just sitting in his car listening to NWA
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Conan sold the “we accidentally double-booked them” apology just long enough for people to almost believe it.
Then Jon Dore and Rory Scovel started performing their entire sets at the exact same time.
The timing is insane. One goes loud while the other drops volume. Random punchlines keep cutting clean through the chaos. Halfway through they escalate with a guitar and an audience member at the perfect moment.
Four minutes of pure controlled madness that still feels fresh over a decade later.
This is still one of the smartest late night bits ever done.
Never seen chaos this fun
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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
Promise I have some brand new, tags-still-on stuff to give away next weekish. But a Mets sweep has me cleaning out the closet to celebrate. Many have asked about this one: THE FLANNEL
Size L and it’s big. RT this and follow me to enter. Winner picked tomorrow 5 ET
If Bull Pullman handed me an Oscar it would take every fiber of my being not to hold it at my waste look at him and say “I see your Shwartz is as big as mine”
Robbie Freeman retweeted
Ok who writes for HBO’s Industry and why do they know *exactly* what it means to be a Mets fan?
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when i was doing improv comedy in nyc i had a buddy who was pursuing standup. we would workshop his jokes and i would go with him to open mics to record his sets for him.
one night he told me he had a real banger to end with. he said he was gonna do an impression of his dad but needed a volunteer from the audience. a guy got up there, however trepidatiously. my friend said alright, you're me, and I'm my dad, okay? the guy said okay...
then, my friend just left. left the room, left the venue. and did not come back. a few minutes went by of uncomfortable silence and scattered laughs. eventually, the volunteer goes "well, i guess he's not coming back," and the whole audience erupted in laughter and applause. the host came out to ask for one more round of applause for my friend before moving to the next comic. i slipped out to go and find him, he was somewhere down the street 🤣
this was in 2008 but remains my favorite stand up joke ever.
The fact that I’m rooting for fictional reality tv characters is beyond impressive. Well done @stephenfishbach
Also really loving the little in jokes for the super fans and @RobHasApodcast community #LaterDays #SevereGastrointestinalDistress
Beltran wearing a Mets hat must be a punishment for the Astros scandal.
Arguably his most famous moment on the team was striking out looking to end the ‘06 NLCS
This would be an elite fantasy football loser punishment
New Year's Eve in Times Square has officially begun. And it is a nightmare.
These people are sprinting to secure a spot on the concrete for an event that doesn't happen for another several hours.
The Reality is no public bathrooms.
Once you're in, you can't leave.
Many of these people are wearing adult diapers just to survive the wait.
Imagine waiting 18 hours in the cold, unable to pee, just to see a ball drop for 60 seconds.
Humans continue to remain a mystery to some of us.
The Bill Nighy storyline in Love Actually is a more effective version of the Jay Kelly Adam Sandler story and it’s not even close
Meghan and I went as @PFTCommenter & @Zaccornelius_ for halloween
With appearances by @BarstoolBigCat and @hen_ease
@PardonMyTake
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How Orthdox do you have to be to shock the lulav salesmen?
-@lashtweets on @Keev26
The loudest I’ve ever laughed in public while listening to a podcast
Shout out to the guy in the #BB27 audience who laughed when Vinny shout out his girlfriend