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Fury Pesto 🐀@RocketRankoon10 Feb 2016

*GF walks in dressed up "Who's the babe and what've you done with my gf?" GF: Haha *tackles imposter and puts her in choke hold WHERE IS SHE

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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed

@AbdulElSayed14h

This is a message for @realDonaldTrump. Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.

Image from Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed)

Image from Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed)

Image from Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed)

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Russell@ATLCWorkerNov 10

You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.

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Rob@robrousseauNov 8

Maybe the lesson is to try and live your life in such a way that millions of people don't find it funny when you are publicly murdered

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@M1das_OW2Nov 4

it’s elon mosque now

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@duukegambleNov 3

Even the cats are voting! Tired of this shit.

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@acnewsiticsOct 29

I’m still amazed at how Donald Trump told his supporters that they are too poor and broke to afford Mar-a-Lago and the idiots clapped.

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Oct 28

Got kicked off Poetry Twitter for rhyming Degradation with Civilization, claims it crossed their Toxic Negativity threshold…. whatever that means.

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Gretchen von Tongeln@MetalligretchOct 27

Getting really into bylaws.

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Iphigenia of Foie Graphics

when jack skellington was alive his name was jack wellington and he was made of beef

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We're not going to Church today.@NoChurchTodayOct 17

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Fury Pesto 🐀@RocketRankoonOct 13

Looks like Donald Trump exploded and splattered all over Marc Maron

backcountry wigger@1000IQNBAFanOct 12

Where can I bet every dollar ever printed against this

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Fury Pesto 🐀@RocketRankoonSep 23

Image from Fury Pesto 🐀 (@RocketRankoon)

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@MarcoFoster_Sep 22

Ms. Rachel on Gaza: “Why would we bomb kids? All of their schools and their hospitals and then say we can’t call this genocide when the UN said this is intentional target of children. Children were shot in the head and chest. I always think when this comes out, the world’s gonna act. When the UN says it’s genocide with this report, the world’s gonna act - no”

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Fury Pesto 🐀@RocketRankoonSep 15

@appodlachiaSep 14

Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there

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angeld23@angeld23_Sep 13

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Lulag Archipelago@MissPavIichenkoSep 9

Feliz Charliedad Feliz Charliedad Feliz Charliedad Próspero año y felicidad I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas From the bottom of my heart

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@YourAnonNewsSep 8

Accurate.

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Nayele18@nayele18maybeSep 6

[being murdered] Me: finally

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Bad Mikey@BadMikeyBadSep 4

My Cortisol levels would kill a normal human

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