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I got plans for this bio. Big plans.

Joined July 2013
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This is a message for @realDonaldTrump. Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.
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You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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Maybe the lesson is to try and live your life in such a way that millions of people don't find it funny when you are publicly murdered
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it’s elon mosque now
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Even the cats are voting! Tired of this shit.
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I’m still amazed at how Donald Trump told his supporters that they are too poor and broke to afford Mar-a-Lago and the idiots clapped.
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Got kicked off Poetry Twitter for rhyming Degradation with Civilization, claims it crossed their Toxic Negativity threshold…. whatever that means.
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Getting really into bylaws.
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when jack skellington was alive his name was jack wellington and he was made of beef
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Ms. Rachel on Gaza: “Why would we bomb kids? All of their schools and their hospitals and then say we can’t call this genocide when the UN said this is intentional target of children. Children were shot in the head and chest. I always think when this comes out, the world’s gonna act. When the UN says it’s genocide with this report, the world’s gonna act - no”
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Feliz Charliedad Feliz Charliedad Feliz Charliedad Próspero año y felicidad I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas From the bottom of my heart
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Accurate.
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[being murdered] Me: finally
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My Cortisol levels would kill a normal human
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Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying
Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay
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Did it hurt? When you fell from the top of the stairs? That I pushed you down for being too beautiful
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Live maggots have been found wriggling inside an unopened container of spices.
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Standing up to give my seat on the subway to an elderly lady and then sitting back down on top of her
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