A gentle wiseass, kind soul, erstwhile artist and flaneur. Curious & versatile utensil with tines AND a bowl. Be kind and think critically. Same name on 🦋
Goodfellas & Norman Rockwell
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If you lock yourself out while playing the extended mix of Blondie’s “Rapture,” don’t panic. You’ve got time to call a locksmith, wait for them, chat with aliens, discover a new planet, invent a cure, bake brownies, and raise a child before the song ends.
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Please be cautious all! While we should celebrate their “liberation” the day the ceasefire happens……and thank you to @Pontifex and @FLOTUS for helping @ZelenskyyUa protect their people….but remember @KremlinRussia_E are killing civilians everyday with drones in Oleshky and everywhere else in @MFA_Ukraine …..this should not be a celebration in any way….just a moment to breath for hope….
A large, carefully planned Russian propaganda operation appears to be underway. Having starved people in the town of Oleshky for months, Russia, withe US help, will now "liberate" it. Read @ZarinaZabrisky below:
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Ich wurde mit 7 Wochen von meiner Mutter weg gewaltsam entführt. Besass nichts ausser mein blankes Leben.
Heute besitze ich grosses Haus mit Garten, ein fahrendes Haus und 24/7 eigenes Personal.
Auch Du kannst das schaffen.
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Socialism for me but not for thee.
Farmers to get one-time payments from $8 billion program, Trump says: What to know wgntv.com/news/farmers-to-ge…
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Seeking #nevada #folk #music #artists & #venue to collaborate on a daring #americana event in 2027!
Please respond or DM - ONLY about music, music education, especially hybrid locations (guitar shop/venue/school)
Tell me what you love in #RenoNV
ALT scratchboard art - banjo & fiddle hands
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Stop the Lindsey Graham rewriting-history fest. If he had been alive, and Trump had waived sanctions on Russia, he would have done what he had always done for the last 10 years--back Trump to the hilt, without reservations.
Ukraine meant nothing to him compared to Trump.
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This is on at 6pm tonight mental note for myself too. The film is called Sex Work: It's Just A Job, which is the entire argument in five words. 6pm, and a discussion with an incredible panel too including the amazing @prolepeach too? Count me in.
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A woman on the bus opened her purse and there was just a fork and a lemon inside
Finally, someone with a plan
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There is no data to support the claim that capital punishment deters violent crime. Televised executions accomplish nothing beyond satisfying the bloodlust of dark and sadistic people
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🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨
Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person.
This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
ALT A mock political endorsement graphic on a blue gradient background. At the top left is a photo of three raccoons beside the words “A FAMILY OF THREE RANDOM RACCOONS.” Below, red text reads “PROUDLY ENDORSES,” followed by “CHANCLETA” in large white letters. At the bottom right is a large photo of Chancleta, an orange-and-white cat looking directly at the camera.
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When I say “ I’m tired “ I actually mean :
that I am struggling to generate the level of energy needed to do everyday things. an sometimes I can’t even do that
