@RussRoth4

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

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Joined March 2017
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Mad Scientist: I’m gonna release a virus Me: here, have a candy bar Happy Scientist: let’s play hopscotch
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SpellBound 🍒@Spell_boundd14 Sep 2022
I never met a cheese I didn't like.
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Slappy@Slapmemam17h
winter isn’t even here yet and my nipples could slice glass
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karma is a pretty bitch
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Kat
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Smiling because violence at work is usually frowned upon. 😭 #MondayMotivation
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Slappy@Slapmemam11h
the waiting room is my social life
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Forward March@RunOldMan4h
I'm sorry my post made you feel uncomfortable . . . bwahahaha, no I'm not.
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That's the spirit. *me pointing out the ghosts at Halloween
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My favourite thing to do with a thought is perish it.
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Nice tweet! Have they diagnosed you yet?
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When the alarm goes off, throw it against the wall. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
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My sanity is on the back of milk cartons
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If y’all look at my tweets and think that I have someone tied up in the basement, I can assure you that I don’t have a basement
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You don’t scare me. I was on a three hour flight with a toddler behind me playing The Wiggles the entire time without headphones
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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob5622h
IKEA just delivered my log cabin kit.
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The best people make you forget all the things you're trying to forget.
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A Million Little Things@UnseenShreds1Oct 25
I love in ways that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet. - unknown quote
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A Million Little Things@UnseenShreds1Oct 25
You’re looking for moral of the story, when the moral is life is just a mess
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I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.
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ItWorked@JamtaayKaOct 25
Just me and my incomplete sleep against the world.
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ItWorked@JamtaayKa26 Feb 2025
Thou shalt attempt to uplift and amuse, without fear or favor, and no rancor in your heart. --- The ReplyGuy Oath.
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