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Positivity is not just a mindset, it's a way of life. Embrace it, embody it, and watch as it transforms every aspect of your life. Choose to see the good in every situation and spread kindness wherever you go.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
“How do I manage these two talents without upsetting the dressing room”
As a man, your scouting skills need to be top-notch. 😂
I’ve been investing in this academy player for years, and now she’s finally ready to start big games. But last week, I stumbled upon an experienced player who plays the exact same position.
Coaches and ex-players on the TL, how do I manage these two talents without upsetting the dressing room? 😂
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
What I've given you, I've given you. Even if you offend me or we quarrel about anything or disagree on a topic, and you returned that which I've gifted you, it has severed that friendship for life.
I personally don't think its a right call for you to return that which was gifted to you just because an argument happened. An Hasty action SOMETIMES isn't the best there is.
But on the case with @osemagnum & the other lady, the argument was a public one, and the subtle jab from the lady was plainly spotted on her headline. Elderly men will say; "na from claps dance dey start" and "na small sh!t dey spoil yansh". The refund was necessary to avoid future jabs from her like she did with the endearment thing.
If we were to arrest people who use "dear" on people, they will arrest me a thousand times. Everybody is my dear, it makes you part of the family, unless you don't have love in you that's when you think otherwise.
𝕏 is a toxic space where your mutual can have a different opinion (which is normal) but in a bid to convey their analogy, they insult you as though they have had you in mind for a long while, looking for an opportunity to say their piece.
This is why I restrained myself from famzing anyone on here. I only give you as much respect you accord me and give you in abundance the disrespect you give to me.
Believe me, I have disagreed with few of my mutuals respectfully and still engage their tweet when it comes on my FOR YOU page. You can always disagree. Disagreement shouldn't create enmity or public insult with your mutual.
But if we disagree and you then see me as your enemy, then something must be fundamentally wrong with you.
Also, kindly avoid dating or marrying anyone if you have that type of mentality. You will suffocate someone's Son or daughter just because they have a different view as touching a matter.
A Disagreement shouldn't make you see the other person as an enemy.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
Hello @JumiaNigeria, I am formally challenging your decision to cancel Order No. 1389655826.
You published a voucher code on your official X account, invited customers to use it, and your platform accepted it.
I successfully completed checkout, received an order confirmation and my order was marked "Waiting to be Shipped.
You subsequently deleted the promotional tweet and cancelled my order without providing any explanation.
I did not manipulate your platform, manufacture a voucher or violate any promotional conditions communicated to customers.
I simply used a promotion published by your verified account which you made a prior notification.
This raises serious concerns about fair trading practices and consumer protection under Sections 123, 124 and 128 of Nigeria's Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Act 2018.
I have preserved the evidence, including the original promotional link, screenshots, order confirmation and cancellation notification.
I am demanding an explanation, reinstatement and fulfilment of my order.
I am also escalating this matter to the @fccpcnigeria and reserve my right to pursue appropriate legal remedies.
Being a longstanding customer who has spent nearly ₦2 million on your platform, this treatment is particularly disappointing.
I expect a proper response, not an automated apology.
original post link : teapawt.net/JumiaNigeria/status/21…
voucher code : kjbfx4cbd
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN.
You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you.
Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN.
500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL.
No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history.
Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe.
Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves.
Who hunted? MEN.
Who fought bears? MEN.
Who fought other men? MEN.
Who built houses in snow? MEN.
Who died in wars? 90% MEN.
If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection.
You are alive today because of patriarchy.
Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe.
You think animals don't hunt humans for food?
Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me."
You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it.
Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy.
Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
It’s either you didn’t contribute to the solution or you’re an unfriendly neighbor
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
There's no single hate in me. I just want to have moneyyyyy. Like bastardddd moneyyyyyyyy. 💰
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
“My son 21”, “his wife”, “their first car”, “Tesla”, “earns”, “grandchild”, “Account based in America”
Your government has more influence on your life than your religion.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
see your ignorance smelling from ceiling to floor of the street.
when I had a dull pain in my Testicles one time, I called one of the foremost best Urologist to come from Nigeria... to educate me and guess what... She's a Woman!... Does she have a testicle?... No.
You dumbies always disgrace us everywhere... Imagine an international HR stumble on your tweet... and see your depth of knowledge not thicker than a cell membrane width... do you think you will get a sensitive role?
this is 2026... you don't need the IQ of 9 to know this. You need more than a stitch in time to save your IQ. Dense women like you are the ones screaming "Men shouldn't be Gynaecologists"...
Imagine if I screamed "Women shouldn't be Urologists", maybe I'll be a-testicle-and-a-half now.
Move your head from time to time, it's gathering dust my dear.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
“E no actually go far” make sure you never reconcile with such even if he’s dying.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
Wizarab is my brand ambassador, we have broken bread many times, he has accomodated me in his house which is the most vulnerable anyone can be too you yet we openly disagree on some issues here.
Infact we disagreed so much during the last election to the point that we blocked each other but here we are building neostore.ng together.
Just because Nigeria is filled with mindless Zombies who worship money, worship their pastors and worship politicians doesn't mean its suddenly wrong for siblings, couples and friends to disagree.
What do you mean by "Mumuzee disagree with her lord ke"?. She is not supposed to have a mind of her own because @Wizarab10 helped raise money for her?.
What crime did that woman commit?. What exactly do you people gave against her apart from cooking for her husband and receiving help from MEN?.
ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ_sᴀᴍᴍʏ retweeted
The day I knew those girls were crazy, was the day they were all talking about Ochanya, I wasn't even active and when I came online, I was just tweeting away, I didn't know there was a matter on the TL.
Next thing I started seeing "so mummy Zee has nothing to say on the Ochanya matter abi, and she's a mother too".
Wo, I was speechless.
You tell me to stay away from matters and still call me to contribute again, I never knew I held such influence.
Drag me for my thoughts and drag me for my silence too??
Eti ya werey o.
