Whiskey Tits

Jumpscare Bartise #LoveIsBlindLIVE

This shit is dragging #LoveIsBlindLIVE

I was honestly having more fun when this wasn’t on yet #LoveIsBlindLIVE

#LoveIsBlindLIVE hashtag who is Brenda

Screenplay: semi-sequel to Con-Air showing what Steve Buscemi has been doing the last two decades

Maya Rudolph just secured the bag for the next four years

Trump: Bad things happen in Philadelphia Philadelphia:

I, for one, already miss the fly

Okay well nature agrees that he’s literally shit so

Sandman Sims needs to come get this moderator and I realize that joke is too black for most of y’all but I assure you it is both funny and apt

Pence answers questions like a white woman posting a recipe on Pinterest only the moderator keeps stopping him before he ever gets to any ingredients

Dear restaurants without mozzarella sticks on the menu, what’s your problem – at Somerville, MA