Whiskey Tits retweeted
Time doesn’t exist anymore
It’s just 2020
What day is it?
2020
What’s the time?
2020
What month is it?
It’s 2020
Whiskey Tits retweeted
Replying to @SenSchumer
@SenSchumer If you have a deal to FixNICS, take it. Stop weighing political points against doing the right thing. Our country will be better for stricter background checks. Not getting everything is not a loss. If we don't find the middle, we all lose.
Whiskey Tits retweeted
Thought I was buying a Radio Shack cassette player on Ebay, but it turns out I bought Radio Shack.
Whiskey Tits retweeted
Congressman: god will take care of climate change.
God: bitch I sent you scientists.

















