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politics has rotted your brain when you can't even admit a car jumping over another car is pretty fucking cool
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Replying to @JobsNowPaper
Won't work. Now it's not about cheaper, it's about nepotism, co-ethnic hiring practices and kickbacks.
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US employers are "struggling to find workers" in the same way that US women are struggling to find husbands.
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wrote out a list of who I’m looking to hire.
non negotiable
- 10+ years experience for a mid-level role
- “passionate about the mission”
- cool with a pay cut for the “opportunity”
- 6 days in office, no exceptions
- available nights and weekends
- thrives in ambiguity (we have no process)
- takes ownership (of our bad decisions)
- won’t ask about comp until the final round
- hates their family so they’d rather be at work
wrote out a list of who I’m looking for.
X, work your magic.
non negotiable
- 35 to 42 y/o
- healthy masculine
- smart, funny, lighthearted
- provider/protector mentality
- post economic (still hardworking)
- must be kind, generous, thoughtful
- no kids yet, decidedly wants kids
- on the healing path (history of serious commitment ex therapists, books, retreats)
- can meet anywhere but will not date unless live in the same city
- fit and sober because you care about your health
strongly preferred
- no prev marriages or engagements
- works in tech (comfortable with risk and career is blended into personal life)
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Boomers will roll out in a wheelchair on life support flanked by armies of nurses and bodyguards, looking like the zombie corpse emperor of Warhammer 40k, before they let a younger American inherit their role. They will be clinging onto power, resisting retirement, at all costs.
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The peptide guys who survive the next 24 months won't be the ones with the best marketing.
They'll be the ones who can produce a COA that doesn't fall apart when someone actually reads it.
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You also witnessed the part where Gotham City became a chaotic warzone run by violent criminals, but I guess that part didn't register, much like how a lot of things don't register.
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Owning a single rental property will teach you more about yourself and your capacity to handle adversity than owning any stock in the world.
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If AI isn’t a bubble, you’ll lose your job. If AI is a bubble, you’ll lose your savings. Most likely, AI is currently in a financial bubble but technologically still on an exponential improvement curve, so you’ll first lose your savings and then lose your job. Good luck.
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The HR Lady watching on as she hands everyone in the conference room their termination letters
i have nothing but respect for whoever created the AI datacenter water psyop
it must have required an enormous amount of planning to trick that many, often smart, people into believing water is an actual issue - absolute peak social engineering chess
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“I’m sorry ma’am, but 6’3 athletic millionaires are not compatible with your physical or behavioral traits. I have several looksmatched alternatives for you.”
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the german system where they identify early which kids are gonna be aerospace engineers and which kids are gonna be ditch diggers and separate them into different schools that better suit their aptitude or lack thereof is an infinitely better system than "no child left behind"
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Replying to @TheConorLynch
they dont even have air conditioning! the fuck are they gonna do to your website??
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You forgot to cut the crust off your slop
I’ve known Phoebe Gates online since she was a teen, so I might be biased but nothing in the Bloomberg reporting shows she personally engaged in wrongdoing. Phia’s browser extension opening background tabs and inserting affiliate codes comes from technical implementation choices made by engineers, not from Phoebe herself. She isn’t a software developer, she didn’t write the extension, and there is no evidence she directed anyone to override other affiliates or manipulate commissions. What happened is exactly the kind of over‑aggressive optimization that crops up in early‑stage tech products, especially in the messy world of affiliate tracking where scripts, libraries, and automated logic can behave in ways founders never intended.
The reporting makes clear that independent researchers discovered the issue, Capital One Shopping flagged similar behavior, and Phia acknowledged the violation and fixed it. That sequence is consistent with a technical mistake, not a deliberate scheme. If Phoebe had intended to deceive, the company wouldn’t have immediately admitted the problem and patched the code. It’s far more plausible that she learned about the issue at the same moment the public did, then ensured her team corrected it.
Her broader behavior reinforces this interpretation. She runs Phia like a normal startup founder—negotiating frugally with influencers, declining inflated rates, and trying to build a sustainable business rather than exploiting systems. Nothing about her conduct suggests someone orchestrating a covert affiliate‑fraud operation. The allegation is about code, not character, and the code was fixed as soon as the problem surfaced.
The fairest conclusion is that Phoebe Gates did nothing wrong. A technical misconfiguration occurred, it was corrected, and there is no evidence she knew about it, intended it, or benefited from it in any deliberate way. If you want, I can also expand this into a more forceful version or reshape it into a legal‑style defense.


































