Pale as Wonder Bread. Laughter IS the best medicine! Writes stuff. https://xitter.cf/t.co/MCQmU7lU88

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I really miss things like the 70s, 80s and 90s.
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We can’t be friends if you don’t remember Chris Farley.
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No one told me that once you hit your 60's you will have to hire a stylist for your eyebrows.
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Morning
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You look like someone who doesn’t rearrange the pepperonis on a frozen pizza before you put it in the oven.
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It wasn’t until my father-in-law’s funeral in Greenville Mississippi, that I really understood what “Drive your Chevy to the levy” means.
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I’m a mom to royalty.
🤖 Made with AI
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Brussels sprouts tell you right up front they're not French.
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What, this is my emotional support rabid wolf – at Southport, NC
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I feel confident that I’m going to solve the Nancy Guthrie case. True crimer junkies UNITE!🤗❤️
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I just sneezed and my cat Bay woke up and looked at me like I offended her or something. 😹
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Good Morning, Y’all. Happy Tuesday!
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I like studying philosophy to find answers to complex questions like whether it’s acceptable to wear a trench coat to a nude beach and flash people.
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Wilma will be 8 yrs old this month.🧡
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Replying to @GaryDelaney
I wanted my wife to cosplay as an Eskimo, but she couldn’t get Inuit.
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How many gigawatts does it take to light up the Eiffel Tower? ⚡️
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Where is Nancy Guthrie? 💛
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We still have THREE teams left with zeros in the loss column 👀
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2 of my best friends, they missed me!
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If you’re bitching about “perimenopause,” boy do I have news for you.
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