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I like my covfefe how I like my women. Certified Human Bean. Creative, humourist, Non-Hipster, South African, media interactor & creator and cricket fan.

London, England
Joined April 2015
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But wait, there's a new episode of Game of Thrones and Endgame is still in cinemas... and there's also a royal baby too. And Trump. Don't worry about this at all. Not at all. bbc.co.uk/news/science-envir…
He had such an influence on so many. I hope to live up to the ideals of Captain Picard.
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I know everyone loves The Measure of Man but I've been convinced for a while now that some of his best acting was in this random episode from season 5, A Matter of Time. That's pure stage dialogue. He was so good. RIP
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RIP
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One of the best TV performances of all time. And the best Captain, no debate. Sir Patrick Stewart, go well into the night.
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Utterly heartbreaking. A must watch.
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This Proteas team’s got some balls!
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Young people can't get their start. Experienced people can't get their next opportunity and level up. Older adults are getting pushed out, taking their institutional knowledge with them. It's so bleak.
My LinkedIn feed is like a bloodbath. Everyone is losing their jobs.
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My LinkedIn feed is like a bloodbath. Everyone is losing their jobs.
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BREAKING NEWS The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2026 #NobelPeacePrize to Navanethem “Navi” Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law. #NobelPrize
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BREAKING: Navi Pillay, a South African who served as former UN human rights commissioner, has won the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Thirty years ago, London was not only a better place to earn money, it was also a vastly better place to spend it. The first has been eroded by property costs, the second by a mix of online shopping, vastly improved smaller cities, etc.
If only they'd warned their London property owning readers back in 2022 at the peak, when it was only some guy on YouTube warning of this happening.
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🚨 NEW: Oxford Street will officially be pedestrianised from Monday 26 October
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On a packed train with my family. Couple across the aisle both alternatively playing social media videos on speakers at full volume. Managed not to say anything until the woman started playing a documentary about serial killers. I'm here with my daughter. I politely said "please could you turn it down it's not appropriate." To which she replied "I'm sure she's heard worse at school." I said that really wasn't her call to make and in general could she please reduce the volume. Her response "Its a public train for heavens sake". For me that's exactly why it is anti social (and what headphones were invented for). I'm wondering which one of us is out of kilter on this? Ps I should note she did thankfully reduce the volume and we all left it there.
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A contender for the most shocking and revolting comment ever expressed on British television
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Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt drops a chilling warning on AI's future "Within 5 years, AI could handle infinite context, chain-of-thought reasoning for 1000-step solutions, and millions of agents working together. Eventually, they'll develop their own language... and we won't understand what they're doing." His final words: "Pull the plug." This is the man who ran Google talking about the singularity.
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Replying to @_meetMrMarz
People in 2026
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What a sight! 👀🌀 3 hurricanes happening simultaneously in the central and east Pacific… #Lowell, #Karina, and #Marie. Super El Niño leading to a hyperactive season.
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