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Joined October 2025
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If there is a singular prescription for manhood let it be this: Become useful and generous with your gifts.
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You may rightly wish you grew up in a family that gave you more love. But what you did not get can become what you give to others.
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BREAKING: Robert Pattinson surges into the lead to play the next James Bond, now edging Jack Lowden & Callum Turner. 46% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/PattinBond
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Dating in this generation is just you chasing a girl to pay her bills.
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Men used to go to war for this
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紺ブレ着るためのムードボード
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The best propaganda is footage from 30 years ago.
POV: you went back to Christmas in the 90s.
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LibreOffice actually works 365 days a year. Just saying.
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Wow, and here we are… 🌳 🪓
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Fun fact: Minimum Wage would need to be at $43.00 an hour today to match your grandparents cost of living Don't be so hard on yourself. This country has failed you.
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My first official old-head take is that 2007 was actually a fucking sweet year for anyone who is old enough to remember it.
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If you want uncommon results you must make uncommon sacrifices
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A beleza do catolicismo na Coreia do Sul.
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女の私から言わせて。 女って異常なくらい「すっぴんを褒めない男」に安心するの。 初めてのお泊まりの朝、「見ないで、すっぴんだから」って言われたとき、 モテない男は「すっぴんも可愛いよ」ってのぞき込む。 でもモテる男は、
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A dangerous time to be a straight man.
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Mad Magazine (2018) #10
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the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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New Official Melee tier list just dropped.
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New cross-cultural mix of genres of Tibetan electronic dance music, with the Tibetan dramyin(སྒྲ་སྙན་) lute and influences from American bluegrass music. Been listening on repeat all day yesterday. credit to: handhat from tibet.
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