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The friend you never had • Simple Life Philosophy • Wisdom for Men • Charming Refined Style • Kino Cinema • Occasional Bad Political Takes

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James Bond Search: Robert Pattinson brought in after Jack Lowden, Callum Turner fail to impress execs. tmz.com/2026/11/13/robert-pa…
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Toxichoodboys
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If she’s really into you, she’s probably a spy. Just focus on yourself.
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You may rightly wish you grew up in a family that gave you more love. But what you did not get can become what you give to others.
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Polymarket
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BREAKING: Robert Pattinson surges into the lead to play the next James Bond, now edging Jack Lowden & Callum Turner. 46% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/PattinBond
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Ogochi Loveth
@OgochiLovie6h
Dating in this generation is just you chasing a girl to pay her bills.
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Giga Based Dad
@GigaBasedDad8h
Men used to go to war for this
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American Nostalgia
@AmericanNstlg12h
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Jack Napier
@JackNapierNot5h
The best propaganda is footage from 30 years ago.
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@Nostalgiaa90sNov 12
POV: you went back to Christmas in the 90s.
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LibreOffice@LibreOffice6h
LibreOffice actually works 365 days a year. Just saying.
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Wow, and here we are… 🌳 🪓
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Lien
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Fun fact: Minimum Wage would need to be at $43.00 an hour today to match your grandparents cost of living Don't be so hard on yourself. This country has failed you.
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Lew 🐯🔥@riskylew20h
My first official old-head take is that 2007 was actually a fucking sweet year for anyone who is old enough to remember it.
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Abrace a Tradição
@abracetradicao6h
A beleza do catolicismo na Coreia do Sul.
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天獄ちゃん
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女の私から言わせて。 女って異常なくらい「すっぴんを褒めない男」に安心するの。 初めてのお泊まりの朝、「見ないで、すっぴんだから」って言われたとき、 モテない男は「すっぴんも可愛いよ」ってのぞき込む。 でもモテる男は、
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Pol Atreides
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A dangerous time to be a straight man.
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♦️@harleyshub18h
Mad Magazine (2018) #10
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cuban 🍂
@cubantobaccoNov 12
the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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New Official Melee tier list just dropped.
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New cross-cultural mix of genres of Tibetan electronic dance music, with the Tibetan dramyin(སྒྲ་སྙན་) lute and influences from American bluegrass music. Been listening on repeat all day yesterday. credit to: handhat from tibet.
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