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If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit near me. We'll have a good time!

New York, NY
Joined February 2013
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Somebody should have just come out and told the youngsters that the reason they can have the sex that they have depends on a bunch of 1960s Supreme Court rulings that are at risk. I don't think a lot of these kids understand that.
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Here's a difference between @washingtonpost and @WSJ . The WSJ's editorial board publishes opinion that are imbecilic, revealing that the opinion writers have never read their excellent news coverage. At the Post, they read the news and are afraid of it.
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I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
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Really, nothing good has come of Twitter. I could blame the guy who ran away from one democracy to destroy ours (that's Elon) but some fault also lies with the prior owners who took the money and ran. I guess that's the market, though.
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Just a reminder that Elon is no fan of democracy. If he could abide democracy he’d still be in South Africa. He can’t and that’s why his racist mindset is in the US.
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The Trump mailing list has got to be one of its most valuable assets. Where else could you get a list of people who are primed to fall for every scam imaginable?
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This is Newsmax's "private" placement memorandum. invest.newsmax.com/pdf/Newsm… . The company was looking to raise up to $225 million in advance of a public offering later this year. Even before settling with Smartmatic, it booked a nearly $40 million liability to settle a ...(1/2)
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… separate claim brought by another company and it hasn’t settled the Dominion case. The company bleeds money (look at the cash flow) so investors are basically paying for the privilege of paying off Newsmax’s lawsuits. Why would any sane person do that? (2/2)
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Newsworthy because it’s the Trump campaign’s own assessment of what Vance’s problems are.
Ken Klippenstein is considered a top-notch investigative journalist - and Elon Musk just suspended his account for sharing a dossier on JD Vance. RETWEET if you stand with @KenKlippenstein against Elon Musk’s censorship!
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Attention K-Mart shoppers: Fire sale on aisle Trump.
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You know where you actually could never find any pets alive? Trump's houses.
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The market has been open for 45 minutes and nearly 7 million shares have traded, with price down 16% since yesterday's close. It's traded on average 6.4 mm shares per entire day in the last month.
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At this rate, he's not going to be able to pay Lara to sleep with Eric next month.
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Maybe last night was just a genius move by Trump to make himself look too feeble for prison.
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Hey, big party to say goodbye to @AlanDersh on leaving the Democratic Party. As with any party held in the last few years, though, he’s not invited.
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Apartheid Elon has an algorithm that feeds us far-right content, usually without the ability to respond. So I just report it as “adult sexual content”.
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Look at this "Man in the Glass Booth". Latter-Day Eichmann.
This is incredible. During his first outdoor rally using bulletproof glass panels following the assassination attempt, President Trump leaves the enclosure to check on an attendee who has passed out. A man of the people.
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.@cnalive So Jesus was betting on these guys to come in third?
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Let’s resolve the crowd size thing by having a time-stamped, verifiable panorama taken 10 minutes after the main candidate starts at every event. Post those.
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