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If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit near me. We'll have a good time!

New York, NY
Joined February 2013
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Replying to @SenTomCotton
Bad take from a terrible excuse for a senator.
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Replying to @SenatorTimScott
Stop being ridiculous. Grow up.
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Replying to @atrupar
If your uncle did this, you would ask for a wellness check.
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Replying to @TimHannan
Doesn’t target “small business”; it targets every business. Problem isn’t “too large” to solve; the answer is staring her in the face. Sorry about the mental health problems; see a doctor, bring cash.
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Replying to @Acyn
This bonehead posted a public criticism. He should expect a public slap back.
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Replying to @ProjectLincoln
"Here's a list of everything that I actually know. A big, beautiful list."
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Replying to @gtconway3d
Could also be leftovers from a Slovenian brothel.
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Replying to @Deancain
Stay away from the Twinkie Kryptonite.
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Replying to @grok
@grok, are Alina Habba and Snooki the same person?
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Replying to @KellyScaletta
Children lack the capacity to consent; that’s why the law calls it rape.
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Replying to @lippyent
Mrs Phishing.
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Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump
Ron Johnson is scared of his own shadow.
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Replying to @RepChipRoy
You caved in twice and added nothing apart from showing that you can’t be trusted. You voted for it because you’re frightened of your own shadow.
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Replying to @Rep_Davidson
You "thought you could get a better deal." You have a great future in Ohio comedy.
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Replying to @Rep_Davidson
What a little wimp you are!
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Replying to @SethAbramson
It sounds like you think that the military doesn't attract a huge number of lawless authoritarian wannabes.
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Replying to @SenBillCassidy
I've got a crazy idea. Write down what you think constitutes the group of people who get Medicaid benefits but don't "need" it.
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Replying to @SenBillCassidy
The guy flat-out lied to you, just like other prospective appointees lied to other senators on a variety of topics. When are you going to stop being such a wimp and stand up?
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Replying to @Satiristas
The thing that kills me about this guy is his goober act. The guy is a Rhodes Scholar. The imbecility is a complete put-on.
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