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If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit near me. We'll have a good time!

New York, NY
Joined February 2013
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Craig Albert retweeted
I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING!!!
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All true… ROFLMAO
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Hahahahahahaha. Townhall says I'm trying to "inject myself in the Trump-Desantis battle. Bitch, we engineered it. SO SLOW.
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Craig Albert retweeted
Today is your last chance to help send Kari Lake back to whatever dark corner of the internet she came from. Only 5 hours left to cast your vote.
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I’m boosting accounts in 30 minutes! You have the opportunity to gain 10-1000 or more new followers! Comment if you want a boost or just say hi. Make sure to like and retweet this tweet! See you here! #BlueCrew 🌊
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Craig Albert retweeted
The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
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My dad just looked up from his phone and said “what if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets” and then giggled and went back to his phone
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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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Craig Albert retweeted
You can’t make this shit up: Woman trampled in Capitol riots had 'Don't tread on me' flag 9news.com.au/world/rosanne-b…
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Craig Albert retweeted
If it were democrats saying #WriteInTrumpForGA I’d be dubious but since it’s what trump supporters want I say there’s nothing greater you can do for your country than #WriteInTrumpForGA
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Lt. Governor Dan Patrick of Texas says that he will pay up to one million dollars to anyone who reports voter fraud. Donald Trump told his supporters that they should vote twice. Lt. Governor Dan Patrick owes me one million fucking dollars.
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Craig Albert retweeted
the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe #Election2020
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There should be a special program that shows all the creative work that has gone into great video opposing Trump and his minions. With awards. @ProjectLincoln @donwinslow @RVAT2020 @MeidasTouch and many others. teapawt.net/koan4u/status/13235607…
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Craig Albert retweeted
In THIS TOWN, ⁦@MarkLeibovich⁩ explained the proper description for famous people who have been hospitalized:
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NEW VIDEO: "I want to talk to the Trump supporters for a minute. He's a race baiting, xenophobic bigot. He's putting our soldiers and diplomats at risk, and he's empowering the enemy. Bottom line is, if you can't admire Joe Biden, you've got a problem." #LindseyForBiden
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Crying 😂
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NEW: Testimonial ad from Trump's Former DHS Chief of Staff @MilesTaylorUSA, declaring his support for Joe Biden and describing Trump's presidency as "terrifying" and "actively doing damage to our security." WATCH & go to RVAT.org for more.
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I find it necessary to reach for the language and colorful colloquialisms of my native land, New Jersey, in order to express my feelings about today’s event in Bedmimster. It was a fucking travesty. Truly. An utter Fucking disgrace. The President of
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