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masturbating, probably....... I licked @cat_fvr so he's mine now.

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If I was a guy for 24 hours I'd run around trying to find things to stick my dick in for the whole entire 24 hours.
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AliBunz🙃@NinaBeaner13Oct 21
I hate feeling like you asked about me only so you could talk about you.
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Dreamer@ElgatoEsmioOct 21
Never underestimate the power of advertisers to push the boundaries of stupidity
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you’ll get there in some lifetime
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Psycho Suka@PsychoSukaOct 21
You're never too old to eat ass
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Festus (@neledmax) profile picture
Festus@neledmaxOct 22
Maybe always being alone doesn't mean I am alone
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Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.
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not being reactive is true power
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E~ville@E_Ville13Oct 21
Today seems like a good day to just not.
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TattoosBeardNGuns
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If I say “No Issues” There are issues
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Humphrey U Bogart@OfficialUBogartOct 21
I aint about to take no lip from a bitch that looks like an unseasoned chicken
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Jay@Jay1972JayOct 21
Anyway.
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You think you're can hurt me? I'm an introvert. I practice conversations with people I will never ever talk to
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Stewnami@stewnamiOct 21
Sorry, but there’s no subtitles for my interpretive dancing
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#WonderWoman85 (Lynda Carter) 🌟 @jojoeroticpoet @PriscillaPetra1
Image from \𝕽𝖊𝖌𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖞/5-0 🦸🏾‍♂️🦇🎉 (@RegAndy76)
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 21
It's a good thing that I have never been given access to an arena's t-shirt cannon because I would aim for people no more than six feet away from me who aren't paying attention.
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 20
Dear Social Media App Engineers, STOP MOVING THE PAUSE AND MUTE BUTTONS FOR VIDEOS! Signed, Everyone
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Festus@neledmaxOct 19
I guess quiet and keeping to myself are just my default settings
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Psycho Suka@PsychoSukaOct 19
I miss all the ass and pussy eating tweets tbh
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 18
*uploads a looped slow-motion video of her eating a hot dog to a digital picture frame in Walmart*
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Oct 17
I said it was a joke, I didn’t say it was funny.
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