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@SmithCommaJane

In the time of chimpanzees I was a guppy

 Nunavut
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Joined May 2009
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shauna when she didn’t get chosen as antler queen #yellowjackets
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I bet you were sitting there wondering where NASA's space probes were 🙂 eyes.nasa.gov/apps/solar-sys…
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Replying to @jbpnxo
Coffee is a food right?
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Replying to @GShaneMorris
Seriously. The happiest, most fulfilled parents I know aren’t online trying to convince other people to reproduce or adopt. They’re engaged in work, hobbies, or hanging out with their children. And they value and respect their childfree friends!
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Replying to @ReturnofR @DJazzerone
Big Wreck
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yall should all get library cards even if ur not gonna use them because it makes the numbers look better and makes the government fund them more btw
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Am I crazy or have the trees been talking A LOT louder recently?
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As the current writer on Terminator and the director of a movie with an android uprising, I would just like to say: NO.
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Replying to @treydayway
I'm just going to stay home avoid humanity and order in till there is nothing left but twinkies, cockroaches and baby carseats.
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Freedom for me is not wanting anything from people...and I'm Tom Petty free
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Replying to @benegotherit
math is 100% made up and it’s time someone said it
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I only acknowledge Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
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IF DANNY DEVITO ISN'T MARIO THEN MAKE HIM WARIO AND STEVE BUSCEMI AS WALUIGI
Image from 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ HOOK 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ (@HOOK_)
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I'm definitely, dies-first-in-a-horror-movie, material.
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I swear there's been an uptick of the wrong people dying lately
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I'm at the age where bad posture will cripple you
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I don’t have time for shenanigans. 😩 #candymanmovie #Candyman
Image from Republicans’ Poet (@RepublicansPoet)
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I try to spoil those in my inner circle because getting past all my walls deserves to be awarded
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The older I get, the less relatable I feel to most of the people on this planet. I’m like a shooting star going the opposite direction of everyone else. – at Jersey City, NJ
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Does it bother anyone else when people in the movies and TV don't say goodbye before they hang up the phone?
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