
Future fiancée and wife of @HoytFortenberry (and mother of his children, since we all know @JessicaHamby can't have any because she is DEAD)*smiles*.
Bon Temps, LA
Joined August 2010
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*closes door in @SarahELeonard's face* I have chores to do and hearts to win back. I don't have time for this.
*feelin' all proud that this wonderful lady, @SarahNewlin, feels she can confide in me like this, can't wait to tell @MaxineFortBT*
*notices @SarahNewlin* Hey! You are that lady from TV, am I right? I watch you and your husband @SteveNewlinJr all the time! *bright smile*
*bakin' biscuits for @HoytFortenberry* Like my momma always says; "Summer", she says, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach".
All done! Only thing left is the wooden toothpick through the 'heart'. *wicked grin* http://yfrog.com/b9xeij
*singin' along while braidin' the hair of the @JessicaHamby doll, thinkin' about my Hoytie Bear* ♫ http://blip.fm/~x290z
*finds some yellow yarn in the basket* I wouldn't be surprised if the redhead is a natural blonde. She seems dumb enough. @JessicaHamby
Too bad I used up all my red yarn when I knitted the scarf for Maxine @MaxineFortBT.
*workin' on a special project for the dead redhead @JessicaHamby* I hope she will appreciate all the hard work I have put into this.
*horrified* What is going on, mrs @MaxineFortBT Fortenberry? http://twitpic.com/2mj1z7
*thinkin'* Sure is happy @MaxineFortBT will help me get my @HoytFortenberry Bear back. Can't wait for us to start our family.