Aww, lookee here, @VampireAlarm. Another agent of the demonic plague called Vampires!
What's this about @SteveNewlinJr missin'? I hope this doesn't mean he's tryin' to get out of payin' alimony!
Is it wrong that I sorta miss @SteveNewlinJr? *sigh* Maybe I need to find somebody else to make puddin' for.
Replying to @SteveNewlinJr
*Helping with the community yard sale. Sees @SteveNewlinJr buying panties, puts on my dark glasses and hides* I swear I don't know that man!
RT @BillsBelles An Interview with #TrueBlood Comic Book Artist @Joe_Corroney! http://wp.me/pzkmM-134
Off to volunteer at the relief mission, ya'll! Who says I need @SteveNewlinJr to do God's work! *waves*
*grabbin' my keys and jumping in the car with @SteveNewlinJr's Bibleman comic* He better not have scratched my Choos!
YOU! *points to @SteveNewlinJr* I saw you on TV with your hate. You have gone too far mister! *thinks of Amber, sobs a little*
*callin' to @SteveNewlinJr from the grill* Sweetie, dinner's ready! Come and get it! *giggles*
It has to be! *lookin' over @SteveNewlinJr's shoulder* Oh my...I guess I was wrong. *giggle*
*Headin' back to Dallas with @SteveNewlinJr* Steve, I'm gonna make you the best puddin' ever when we get home. Steve? Honey?
*lookin' in the backseat @SteveNewlinJr and hittin' the gas* Let's get outta here, sweetie!
#iknowsomeonethat has a mustache. I never thought that was gonna happen!
*slowin' down* Who's that wavin' in the road? *squints* Is that? No! @SteveNewlinJr
