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ALRIGHT YOU FUCKIN SINNERS
I don't want to hear ANY of that sinsmas music til the END OF THE MONTH
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR HOLLY AND JOLLY BULLSHIT
we aren't skipping that holiday where they stuff the bird, AND TRUST ME, THERE WILL BE A LOT OF STUFFING !!
The_Captain93 retweeted
まあでも破局っていうか♈️がぶっ壊れてることに🦉は気づいてないねってグッズだからすでに知ってる話ではある 先週見た話をおしゃれなグッズにしていただいた感じだ
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These idiots that cause us anxiety. #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss
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Blitz cooked brimstone just to make himself warm and cozy for Stolas. Total kitty cat.
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the funniest thing spindlehorse could do now is silently edit hazbin hotel season 2 to give alastor a tail and wait for fans to notice the change on a rewatch
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Gonna say something controversial but- If Stolas "cheated" on Stella with Vassago I can assure you, Stella would not give a fuck. She only cared with Blitz because she felt she was disgraced because he was an imp. And Stolas embarassed her bc he slept with a lower class scum.
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Kirk will defeat you, but realise in a profound moment of humanism you’re not so different. Picard will leave you stewing in an ironic failure of your own making. Sisko will defeat you, but at the cost of his own soul.
Janeway will just fuck your shit up.
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Replying to @UkeCreature
#NothingEverHappens another 6 years of no substantive policy poor whites get further displaced and chud out hitler gets elected libs will go further right "begrudgingly" and then it happens again
Helluva twt would write novels-worth of headcanon to justify Darth Sidious if he was a hot woman. They'd talk about how her family was exclusively to blame, that manipulating people and killing them don't prove she did anything wrong.
The_Captain93 retweeted
ヘルヴァボスS3で、ルールーランドのRooの目がブリッツを見ていたり、ストライカーを殴るブリッツの背景にRooの目が映っていたりしたよね。
ハズビンホテルだとRooはエンジェルダストを目で追っていた。
つまり、現時点でRooが”目をつけた”人物はブリッツとエンジェルダストの二人という事になるけど…何故この二人にRooは反応したのだろうか?
この二人に共通しているのは「強い自己嫌悪の念に苛まれている」事。
二人とも劇中で明確に「自分の事が嫌いだ」と言っていて、そしてその感情が原因でどんどん悪い方向に進んでしまっている。
そして興味深いのは、Rooの目が動くシーンの直後から、二人の自己嫌悪が更に加速するような出来事が立て続けに起こる事。
ブリッツはファンハウスでロボフィズに捕まり手も足も出ず、ルーナを傷つけられ、バービーに否定され、ストラスはヴァサーゴに夢中になってしまう。
エンジェルダストはあの部屋で、ヴォックスから自分自身がスパイに仕立て上げられていた事を思い知らされ、Vタワーで友達を傷つけ、最後はホテルには戻れないと泣いていた。
Rooは、強い自己嫌悪の念を抱えている者が更なる苦しみへと堕ちていく気配を感じ取って、その者を見つめているのかもしれない。
そして、何らかの形で彼らを利用するのかも…
The_Captain93 retweeted
Replying to @deenra27art
Would love this TBH.
She would be SO MAD if Fizz dropped her ass and sided with Blitz.
I kinda don't want her to reconcile with Blitz, it would devastate him to lose her, but she's not good for him. She's as toxic towards him as Cash, maybe even more.
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Literally what it is like for Blitz to sleep five inches near Stolas every night ~~
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #Blitz








































