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baptized in the Chattahoochee

Louisville, KY
Joined February 2011
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OBRIGADO POR TUDO ROCKSTAR
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Gasolina 2.0 🧐
OBRIGADO POR TUDO ROCKSTAR
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hey can u pls stop vaping around my baby he only likes miami mint geekbars that strawberry mango shit not good for him
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More like Ewriana Grande, am I right
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Every Bass Pro Shop is gonna be a government funded lesbian petting zoo now
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First trailer for the new ‘Peanuts’ special ‘12 DAYS OF SNOOPY’. The special follows Snoopy as he discovers that he is on Santa’s naughty list. He sets out to prove he is a good beagle with just 12 days until Christmas. Releasing November 13 on Apple TV.
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Shoutout 106.9, if you know you know
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That one grape in the bag that’s a lil fucked up
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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You ever some place and you’re like. Damn. I’m going to kill the DJ.
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I think ive yeed my last haw
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Is the purpose just to find your purpose or what cause I'm runnin outta time
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seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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The GOAT lol
Kanye West arrived unannounced at a $295M Malibu listing, set up an 'office' and crashed there for 4 days: 'Citizen Kim' trib.al/LB79VW4
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