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dylbob

@THEdylanwhite

baptized in the Chattahoochee

 Louisville, KY
instagram.com/thedylanwhite
Joined February 2011
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and@_andxoxoNov 11
OBRIGADO POR TUDO ROCKSTAR
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@jnova_mp3Nov 5
hey can u pls stop vaping around my baby he only likes miami mint geekbars that strawberry mango shit not good for him
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@Jeff_FunnyguyNov 4
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Every Bass Pro Shop is gonna be a government funded lesbian petting zoo now
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First trailer for the new ‘Peanuts’ special ‘12 DAYS OF SNOOPY’. The special follows Snoopy as he discovers that he is on Santa’s naughty list. He sets out to prove he is a good beagle with just 12 days until Christmas. Releasing November 13 on Apple TV.
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Ken Wood
@The_Wood95Nov 3
That one grape in the bag that’s a lil fucked up
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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hamoody@not_7amoodiNov 1
You ever some place and you’re like. Damn. I’m going to kill the DJ.
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@juumelo_Oct 30
seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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The GOAT lol
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@nypostOct 29
Kanye West arrived unannounced at a $295M Malibu listing, set up an 'office' and crashed there for 4 days: 'Citizen Kim' trib.al/LB79VW4
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@emusworld84Oct 30
Replying to @SamuraiShibaJP
Yes, our determination as industrious mountain people burns like our coal.
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Type shit I’m on for Halloween weekend
Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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dylbob (@THEdylanwhite) profile picturedylbob@THEdylanwhiteOct 27
You just had to be there for this one. Never felt that type of energy at a show
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vini@viniaraujoo_Oct 27
dave tipper dropping launchers to close out his final set at the spirit of suwannee (circa 2025)
powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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J B@JB30AOct 25
Huntsville might 2… 20 min jam into Ole Slew Foot
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