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Joined July 2019
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50% of You Can See Everything is just this (complimentary)
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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird? KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata. JUDY: Amma wamma what? CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own. STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird. JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart. CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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there is something so inherently “youth pastor” about the savannah bananas.
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Happy 10th anniversary to this post
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas
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i can’t with yall 😭😭😭
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When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner
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gay person: i'm gay autistic person: i'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: my tweets about uncle pussy have been flopping lately
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gay ppl rlly can turn anything into a reaction pic….
500mg edible did absolutely nothing
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Replying to @PadraigPiers
It’s giving if Ratlimit was serious
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Actually the lyric is: “I ride for you, Charli.”
I weep for you, Charlie.
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At this point in the show Meredith’s role on RHOSLC is almost identical to Consuela from family guy
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Replying to @chartdata
a Gaga cover omg yuppp
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Taylor Swift has changed her Instagram bio: “And, baby, that’s sh0w business f0r y0u.”
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At a gay bar: 50 buff men having the time of their lives At a lesbian bar: revolutionary praxis with a mask and cane
everyone in this article is just beyond insane. one of the greatest articles ever
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bronwyn newport asking people if they are a traitor
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The Miami bumps are no joke
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