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🌈 | accepts cat photos | he/they | probably stoned, you should probably relax too

Joined August 2021
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stay out of the discourse stay out of the discourse stay out of the discourse stay out of the discourse stay out of the discourse
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Trump repeatedly called the last four years a horrible tragedy what the hell do you mean his speech was more optimistic lol whoever at AP wrote this is tripping
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I find that 9 times out of 10 when the parent is threatening the teacher, the teacher is usually in the right and child is displaying similar behaviours. Your child’s a lil shit ain’t she lol
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The replies are filled with chronically online people who are fully convinced Canadians would genuinely want to give up their home to become a glorified territory of US I know I need to touch grass but holy shit do these guys need to touch grass lmao
Polling Canada (@CanadianPolling) profile picturePolling Canada
@CanadianPolling7 Jan 2025
"Would you or would you not like Canada to become the 51st state of the United States?" No: 82% Yes: 13% --- No Among: NDP: 94% LPC: 89% BQ: 88% GPC: 87% CPC: 73% PPC: 57% --- Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online
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We accidentally shot all credibility with our product by sheer incompetence, here’s how we’re going to try and shift blame (1/4)
BrandShield (@BrandShieldltd) profile pictureBrandShield@BrandShieldltd9 Dec 2024
We want to address recent reports surrounding a website takedown. (1/4)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This debacle started with a page resembling the "Funko Fusion" dev page x.com/OriginalFunko/… This normally results in a DMCA takedown request, which only takes down offending content. rmwarnerlaw.com/blog/what-does… itch.io states the site went down due to false "phishing/fraud" claims. x.com/itchio/status/… THOSE claims get sites taken down. trendmicro.com/vinfo/us/secur…
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Really cool of @AskLyft to charge me a cancellation fee when my lack of cell service in a damaged area of South Carolina never confirmed I booked the ride, real cool and considerate of yall 👍
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Actually it’s pretty much been one of the most talked about things in the news all weekend what are you talking about lol
zach (@extrafabulous) profile picturezach@extrafabulous29 Sep 2024
Did u know a storm just wiped entire north carolina towns off the map and completely isolated Asheville, which has gone dark due to no Internet/water/power/ways to leave the city. Barely seen any news about it. Am I tripping cuz this seems like it should be bigger news
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Dead to Sin ✞ (@deadtosin610) profile pictureDead to Sin ✞
@deadtosin6101 Sep 2024
It takes great faith to be an atheist.
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You heard it here first folks- you can kill anyone you want as long as there’s enough pedophiles in the group to balance it out.
ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ (@leamaric) profile pictureɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎@leamaric25 Jul 2024
Replying to @L1b3r4t0
Nah he took it too far w that one. But the parents deserved it. Give him 15 years and that’s it.
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you can only rt this today
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✨Giveaway✨ Hi everyone I'm going to be giving away a year of Nebula to three followers now that they're letting us do that yay RT to enter, one entry per person, will be choosing randomly on June 26!
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I am once again reminding everyone that if you get these messages but paid a cleaning fee, don’t do the chores and report the host to AirBnB- 9 times out of 10 they will side with you. I never do these chores when I leave AirBnBs and have successfully appealed every fee
Lu for Alaska (@luinalaska) profile pictureLu for Alaska
@luinalaska14 Jun 2024
My last Airbnb I’ll ever use. $1,300 for two nights with a cleaning fee and I get this before 9:00 am. Will never stop sharing it.
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we had a fridge at work that wasn't working so i went to switch what outlet it was plugged in and when i pushed it in to the new (slightly inset) outlet the wall did this
Lemon (@lemondeer_) profile pictureLemon@lemondeer_11 Apr 2024
oomfs what is your near death experience? and no you cannot say you stared into the headlights or that the strawb was poisoned
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Badgey@Badgey_28 Sep 2023
Tacking onto this, putting some actual info out there till I organize something better. I was an "Esports Coordinator" at Epic. - Event design and planning - League Operations - Wrote our rulesets and much of player facing copy (starting from C3S2) fortnite.com/competitive/rul…
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do bald people use face wash or body wash for the top of their head
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why is EA's desktop app so fucking bad lol
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I heard Seth Dillon was in cahoots with Elon Musk to hide the kidnapped children we cracked the code they have to silence us now these are the true twitter files
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.@LouiseRawAuthor19 Aug 2023
You can’t believe how kind the British are. Every morning, a van pulls up outside your house in Coventry. A friendly man brings you a freshly-baked flatbread to eat. It’s just for you,not anyone else in your family. Every afternoon he comes back to make sure you’ve eaten it. 1/
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