ALT Short story titled "CHLOE, 21 FROM STOCKPORT". It references a viral tweet about a fictional young woman's purchase of an Oasis ticket. The body reads: Imagine waiting 15 years for Oasis to reform only to lose out on tickets to Chloe, 21 from Stockport who just wants to hear Wonderwall live. Imagine your jealous fury, normal comforts turned to ash, all pleasure drained dry, tastes bitter, colours dull with injustice etc., tears welling up in your eyes as you sit at the bus stop waiting for the bus to take you home from the venue box office which you have, in tradition's name, lined up outside of instead of just buying the tickets on your phone. At least you have looked your foe (Chloe, 21 from Stockport) in the eye. Now imagine you have the chance to win the ticket back. Imagine you both lined up on two sides of a vast battlefield. You: shoulder to shoulder with others just like you, ready to fight and die in a final battle for what matters.
