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Joined March 2009
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Y’all know how everyone says they don’t trust any barista that isn’t visibly nonbinary? Well, I don’t trust any Chick Fil A employee that isn’t obviously homeschooled. Get Josiah on the fryer immediately.
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He was great in the show Titus. RIP 💔🙏
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Stacy Keach, Who Played Badasses With the Best of Them, Dies at 85 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Stacy Keach, Who Played Badasses With the Best of Them, Dies at 85

Stacy Keach, Who Played Badasses With the Best of Them, Dies at 85

He was a memorable Mike Hammer, starred in 'Fat City,' 'The New Centurions' and in Cheech & Chong films and excelled at Shakespeare on the stage.

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#Skol #Vikings be like…
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remx@biigremNov 10
one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.
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Justin Jefferson cleaning out Carson Wentz's locker to make room for Kirk Cousins
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Protected our house 🏠
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Woof, judging by the comments the bots are back
Paul Veronese (@VeronesePaul) profile picturePaul Veronese@VeronesePaulNov 10
The electoral college is affirmative action for Republicans. It's their DEI. The people chose Hillary by a margin of 3 million votes, yet the electoral college overturned our votes and gave us trump instead. It's time for the electoral college to go.
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The 49ers aren't helping a team that is in direct competition with them for the top seed and that they face in 2 weeks. Be real
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Announce the Mac Jones to the Vikings trade @Schultz_Report
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Max@GottalovemaxNov 9
if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.
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He'll have plenty of time to read his Bible now
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Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years & 6 months in prison.
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Sebastian@mrcasebNov 8
Me, when my wife asks me to take out the trash.
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🖤@deba2dxrNov 8
“Oh are you saying you want men in women’s sports?” I would rather my child play against transgender athletes than be forced to have their fucking genitals inspected in a country with a pedophilia problem that nobody seems to give a fuck about.
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The GOP's PR team Every line is a banger 🤣
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This is how genuinely patriotic law-abiding Americans take over the capitol.
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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“24,” a new political thriller television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as an anti-terrorism cop, premieres.
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Part of my job is to track clients who react violently or inappropriate with our agents. So. Many. Men. Named. Gary.
Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ (@Schmutz_9R) profile pictureSchmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭@Schmutz_9RNov 6
There’s an epidemic in this country of men way past their prime, around the ages of 55-70, acting like tough guys. They’re totally delusional.
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📺ABC Primetime, November 5, 1993: — ‘Family Matters’ guest-starring Larry Johnson as Grandmama
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Union@yumtapwaterNov 4
Minnesota had the highest turnout rate in the entire country at an estimated 66.5%. WOW WOW WOW
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A ♡@AlvatwodosNov 4
What we doing to Charlie Kirk tomorrow
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