India's favourite satire handle. Not to be confused with real news. Authors of bestsellers 'Unreal Elections' & 'Unreal Aliens'.
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"Unreal Aliens" makes it to Amazon's "Memorable Reads of 2016". Thank you folks!
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Looks like he is back on cocaine
Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you 🙏
The UnReal Times retweeted
The “No cash” allegations, repeated continuously and almost without interruption, came from @tapak7, under the able leadership of the iThought honcho.
Both gained enough brownie points to deserve a Bollywood moment: “Yeh public hai, yeh sab jaanti hai…”
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#LAURUSLABS
What a stock. Congratulations to Sajal Sir @unseenvalue
Never seen an investor with such conviction in public domain. Had to take so many brick bats from haters and nothing detered him. Most funny thing was famous #NoCash allegations from one of the forensic SM guru
Hope Modi gives a quote about this.. "...nine beautiful aircraft were destroyed.."
As I predicted yesterday, nine US combat aircraft were disabled in Iran's largescale ballistic missile strike on US air bases in Jordan last night. Combined with the up to $450 million worth of Patriot missiles we expended, we suffered over half a billion dollars' worth of losses in a single day in a war President Trump has claimed the US won in the first several hours of the conflict.
Mohammed Amir: India will definitely lose the next… uh, what else is left now?
Anchor: Tu chutiya hai
So this is what it feels to be on the right side of an utterly one sided final. Had to wait for 23 years since that horrible day in 2003. #IndiaVsNewZealand
India has been mandated to keep Varun in the team by the ICC and the sponsors to make the matches interesting
New Zealand fans must be politely clapping with a tinge of disappointment, saying well played to India. Pakistan fans on the other hand would have broken whatever TV sets survived after the last two India games. #INDvNZ
Modi should call up US, Israel and Iran and threaten to impose 200% tariffs on each of them if they don't stop the war
LOL. This is the mother of all meltdowns. Must watch!
Was India losing to USA part of the trade deal? Modi must answer! #NextTopicForOpposition
Office of Shashi Tharoor handle for regular English
Shashi Tharoor handle for premium English
Given my inability to keep up with timely tweets, given the may demands on my time, I’m pleased to share that the Office of Dr. Shashi Tharoor is now on X! This account will carry updates of my engagements and key announcements. I will still be tweeting erratically from here, as and when I can.
@TharoorOffice is now live! Do follow for updates.
Putting my money in shampoo stocks expecting a wave of young Indians trying to copy Ranveer Singh's Hamza hairstyle #Dhurandhar
