20 years Gaming and Esports! | Melee commentator: [email protected] | GameFAQs Original | GA Melee Hall of Fame | banner: @browningtons_ | pfp: @alonelychime

Joined December 2021
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Hello to all my new followers! I love Video Games! I am a Smash and FGC competitor of 20+ years starting in 2004. I went from writing GameFAQs guides in the 2000s, to being in the Smash Doc, to casting Melee Majors. A founding member of the GA Melee HoF, hire me to cast Melee!
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Who up Offing they Tip
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I think about the time Max Ketchum somehow got Jay fkn Eazy to perform at LMBM. He starts singing and everyone is (politely) sitting in silence until Jay Eazy patiently, gently guides a room of gamers to catch a vibe.
I went to Pokemon Night Out in LA last night and here's some thoughts. I was an EDM producer and DJ for 12 years before YouTube, I've played on stages, clubs, podcast, radio shows, and over 1000 weddings in my career. And Obviously I'm a Pokemon Fan. Marshmellow’s set was perfectly fine. But it was just a very generic EDC/Ultra set and wasn’t pokemon-centric at all. There’s a lot of Pokemon-related EDM songs (like Pika Pika by Steve Aoki) and a lot of great bootlegs of tracks like Lavander Town. So it was sad to see NO song selection related to the theme. Anytime you see visuals synchronized (words on screen, etc) it is a clear sign it’s a prerecorded set, which is the industry standard for big performances. There was a LOT of people sitting or standing on the floor, never moving, the bars were all empty, not singing any lyrics and just taking video… BUT anytime a pokemon appeared on screen, the stadium cheered. It was the strangest thing. There were some FAT drops, but Gengar showing up during a melody break got a bigger reaction. It was just an interesting mashup of an event. It was a GREAT EDM show, but I feel like the theme drew a generally non-interested crowd.
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It was honestly very endearing. Everyone is obviously happy to be there and within seconds Jay gracefully instructs the audience to stand up and everyone is like “oh right right right makes sense”
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I am autistic and “less is more” is good social advice. At events with people I don’t know but want to know better, I take 2-3 minutes to introduce myself, chat, then “gotta go but let’s chat more later!” Overstaying your welcome annoys people, understaying upsets almost noone.
Autists really gotta learn this one reliable trick: 1. BRIEFLY tell someone about something you’re interested in (as in, keep it under a minute, or ideally under 30 seconds) 2. WAIT to see whether they solicit further information 3. IF they only act polite, STOP talking about it
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If your company is welcome they will be eager to chat and chill with you if you’re a vibe. People just don’t wanna feel “trapped” in social settings. BUT, you HAVE to actually approach people and be social with others, just keep it short and simple. Friends will find you later.
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I agree with this, but even if stalling were “optimal” it still wouldn’t be a good idea. Matches often last 6-8 minutes when you stall. 8 minutes is a LONG time. Do YOU, dear reader, think you can play optimal and avoid making a mistake for 8 full minutes against Cody Schwab?
Replying to @Dapper_Dlnosaur
that worked 10 years ago when no one knew what they were doing lol melee has been optimized incredibly to the point where specific aggression (especially with jigglypuff) is not only better, but actually necessary to beat the best players in the world in a lot of ways melee has aged beautifully compared to ultimate and is still being optimized. ultimate seems to be approaching a natural conclusion in terms of meta but I’d rather hope to be wrong
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Gen 8 Zacian had me dedicating half my teams to trauma response checks and counters. Screens, quad resists like Rotom-Heat, defensive restricted like Groudon, and a scarf Lando T if ALL of that failed.
idea from the qrts– i raise a new question what pokemon has hurt you the MOST
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It did lead to some very funny successes in my desperation. Few Zacian’s were ready for Weakness policy earth power Palkia.
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I’d really like to see a mod where characters get all 3 of Bounce, Screw, and Tornado, all usable once in a combo. I wanna see real calamity. It’d be like National Dex Ubers, but Tekken.
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“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” I prepared viewers of the Smash Documentary to buckle up for the most fuck ass 4 am grand finals set to ever grace a Smash major
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Gholdengo gettin put on his back & making people think "i frew up" charmander was real
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Digital version of the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ending
I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online. It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails. Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.
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En el Kingdom Hearts 1 también le puedes hacer el combo de Paro + Gravedad a otro jefe que se atraganta mucho: Úrsula gigante. Easy :D
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Just wrapped up a bit ago! This was a blast to do, so glad the @Lucky7sMelee team brought me on. Thank you also to @OGKidSSBM for being my cohost! I loved bridging the generations of Melee into this show 🙂
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Going to be hopping on in the next 30 minutes with @OGKidSSBM ! I encourage everyone to tune in and participate! I love Melee and want to talk about it with you!
Announcing the first edition of the Melee TV Radio Show! Hosted by @OGKidSSBM and @TheXIF Tune in Tuesday Oct 20 @ 7pm ET at twitch.tv/lucky7smelee and check out what we’re cooking up!
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There are BLJs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
new tech: the moonwalk (dash cancel and immediately hold back)
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Before commentary, I put some thought into doing voice work. Might throw my hat in, gonna get back to this in a couple weeks after Tipped Off.
📢 LOOKING FOR VOICE ACTORS 8 Roles Open for Indie Fighting Game - Audition with 3 voice lines/character by Nov 22 - You may apply for multiple roles - Paid contract, see role for details
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“Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans.”
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XIF retweeted
Reminder! Tomorrow at 7pm ET @TheXIF and @OGKidSSBM will be hosting the first Melee TV Radio show @ twitch.tv/lucky7smelee and youtube.com/@lucky7smelee! They have a great show in store for you and we've got lots of neat things to showcase :)
Announcing the first edition of the Melee TV Radio Show! Hosted by @OGKidSSBM and @TheXIF Tune in Tuesday Oct 20 @ 7pm ET at twitch.tv/lucky7smelee and check out what we’re cooking up!
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I have to confess, just from the few recent years of work of doing ad reads, it’s kind of fun to shill. Eating chicken nuggets and popping off for mundane fast food sounds dope. The less I care about a product the better, I’ll pretend that shit is my religion.
Stream is live and we're watching some straight YouTube BULLSHIT but also eating some DELICIOUS McDelivery provided by @McDonalds and @GenG 🍔🍟 #ad
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I have to keep upping the ante SOMEHOW every time I have to talk about Syrup at Syracuse
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