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Bath, England
Joined September 2015
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Maybe the license fee *is* worth it…
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'So, Chancellor. Are you going to cut taxes, reduce red tape, shrink the bloated public sector and get the economy moving again?' Even better than that, dear...GHERKINS!
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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A very clever pun
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Boss posted on the works chat yesterday, reminding everyone about the clocks changing. The entire staff (bar myself) are 17-25ish. They have never owned or used a conventional clock. Phones update automatically. It is a moot point.
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I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.
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Replying to @goblin__soup
A maccy cheese Jacky p?
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Wut. – at Ware, East
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They tried!🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My cat will appear from nowhere if I so much as look at the block of cheese in the fridge.
Haven’t seen them all day. Sit down with ice cream ….
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It's a good thing that I have never been given access to an arena's t-shirt cannon because I would aim for people no more than six feet away from me who aren't paying attention.
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Replying to @MartinSLewis
"Should you lease or buy a Water Cannon? Margaret from Sutton saved over £500 leasing hers, hear her story after the break"
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"Why am I always broke?" Amazon: Your dog's bobsleigh has been delivered.
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Kim Jong-Unwin brainly deads in the coma bonce.
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“Seize the banks now. Seize the means of production now. French people must organize and begin the transitional phase”
🤖 Made with AI
Seize the banks now. Seize the means of production now. French people must organize and begin the transitional phase.
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Replying to @BradfemlyWalsh
*Fixed
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Watching ducks coming in to land on a windy day can be rather entertaining.
Do birds care that it's windy or do they just think today's a fast day?
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I would like to wish Chuck Berry a happy hundredth birthday today, except he’s dead and I didn’t know him and it was yesterday.
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