Tim Govers

“A ship— a magnificent ship— full of gay men… and me”

here’s a cosi livs tip i just learned from my infant daughter: save money on eyebrow piercings by smearing your face with broccoli debris. unlike hats, shoes and sunglasses this will remain in place for weeks and even months due to the astonishing adhesive property of baby spit.

POV: your dad’s gone and taken you and the dog to the pub on a thursday

please someone buy my car so i can exit this purgatory that is marketplace

it’s doggone Friday already

lunch was not until 2 today AND i STILL had work to do. i don’t recall the details of the videos about modern slavery i had to watch during corporate training because i was making coffee while they played and only showed up for the multi choice quiz but do i have a case or no?

happy Friday tô all who celebrate

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beware of the bozo

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