Tim Govers

my infant daughter is covered in pâté and lobster bisque and these pearls won’t clutch themselves

I’ve been to Hently Farm, Mt Lofty Ranges, Noi Vietnamese and Fermentasion - surprised the latter isn’t at least bib gourmand tbh, I really like it.

actually it’s frankenfurter’s monster 💅

I changed the framed Christmas photo on a side-table to a more recent one and the baby is FURIOUS

When I moved to Ballarat it was November. When I woke after my first night, snow was melting on Lydiard St 😬

Spirit of Migloo!

“A ship— a magnificent ship— full of gay men… and me”

here’s a cosi livs tip i just learned from my infant daughter: save money on eyebrow piercings by smearing your face with broccoli debris. unlike hats, shoes and sunglasses this will remain in place for weeks and even months due to the astonishing adhesive property of baby spit.

POV: your dad’s gone and taken you and the dog to the pub on a thursday

I went to the launch. Very underwhelming.

oh this is a trad dad account now

it’s honestly exhausting having a perfect child because the parents of normal children make horrible comparisons they’re too tired to hide and i have to take time away from enjoying my perfect child to make up flaws

That Chinese place was the best - a lot of the waitstaff are now at The Eight in Haymarket.

The Joanna Lumley one was hysterically funny

That was already awful as a kid in the 90s. Unbearable now.

Just a rando SoHo cafe today.

I’m in Manhattan and not only have I been enjoying drinkable coffee, I’m being served “mate” and “no worries” right and left. The Australianisation of the USA is almost complete.

Congrats on the new wheels. I hired a Polestar for a road trip in WA earlier this year and loved it. One of the best cars I’ve ever driven.

i just saw an ad for a daimler pictured with a jaguar leaper on the bonnet on a hitherto perfect sunday afternoon for goodness sake

please someone buy my car so i can exit this purgatory that is marketplace