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Hello! This is the official account for the entire TBD! Made and mostly managed by Coffee Candy Cookie!

Time Balance Department
Joined September 2025
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Apologies for the prolonged absence, I lost track of time! Literally! It's taking a lot out of all of the TBD trying to find it!
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Doesn't matter what you mean! This relationship still maintains an imbalance of power, and I will not acknowledge it as a friendship until that imbalance is in my favor! (I must say I've considered it though...)
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Cute! It can go on the metaphorical fridge!
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How intriguing! Might I have the honor of knowing who I'm speaking to?
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Millennial Tree Cookie, of all cookies, should know that a blacklist cannot stop me! There are over seven billion ways this theoretical party could end, and all of the best ones are the ones in which I attend!
🚨 Milennial Tree Cookie's reportedly planning a party to await Dark Enchantress Cookie downfall in 3 months. "okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers, but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are."
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// do y'all fw my crackship
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I left forr wgat...a couplr montgs?and my spouse amd husbamd arr botg vanisshed from the face of eartgbreaf...
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𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝐶𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑆𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝐸𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑟, 𝑢𝑛𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒. 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒔𝒔, 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑦.
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