@TimeForSammy

passionate about corgis. he/him.

 new york (NOT the city)
Joined July 2014
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😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 26
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Girl you were in Steven Universe, sit down
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 25
Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes
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Animal Crossing | GameCube - 2002
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I'm losing ctrl
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Nintendogs | Nintendo DS - 2005
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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Came thru so clean thank you patriot
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 27
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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a meteor just hit the school at my sims 3 save file and now the entire population of child and teen sims in the neighborhood has been decimated
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If you’re saying that “understanding your Constitutional rights” is advice to “evade ICE,” then you’re acknowledging that ICE is violating Constitutional rights.
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 23
BREAKING: Mamdani instructs illegals in spanish on how to evade ICE
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the wii was just that bitch idk
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I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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“Far left” and it’s just a mfer saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.a
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cunty cow execution gun
Dylan 🥖@SomeRandomDylOct 23
Replying to @tuneofwind
they used the cunty cow execution gun
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Was the bird dead?
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 23
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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Never seen a more flagrant and violent breach of privacy in my life, and probably never will. Doubtful that a privacy violation will ever even be able to compare to the scale of this evil and deliberate attack. Samsung should be eviscerated for this. Criminal charges please
log4j
@log4jOct 23
turns out it classifies what audio it hears, before reporting back to samsung. sensor preferences, dog-barking and baby-crying event counters, and camera streaming duration are built into telemetry paths.
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Teens are telling their therapists they don’t believe there will be a world left for them when they grow up My family therapist told me therapists are talking about this with each other because none of them know what to say I can’t stop thinking about that
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oh ok
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