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I feel like at this point Messi needs to text Ronaldo personally and tell him something like, "Yo bro, come to my farm in Argentina after my farewell match and let's talk about the future." Because this current Ronaldo drama is starting to affect his legacy and I think the only person in the world that Ronaldo respects is Messi because we know he does by the way he talks about him. Maybe they just need to sit on that farm porch, sip some mate yerba, have a few laughs and reminisce on the good ol days playing against each other in La Liga. Then maybe there's a minute of silence as Ronaldo looks out over Messi's farm pasture, turns to Messi, and says "You know, I've been fighting against time and it's been hard to say goodbye to this game but I think now is the right time." And then Messi says, "You've accomplished so much. It was a fun ride brother." And then they look at each other and Ronaldo says "Hala Madrid", Messi smiles and responds "Visca Barca" and they both start laughing and then they have a delicious bife de chorizo dinner with papas fritas. I really hope Ronaldo has Messi's number saved, for his sake. 🇵🇹🤝🇦🇷
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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he rocked up to old trafford playing the 2 dicks formation #mindgames
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Shoutout to the Turks for this breaking news. The mainstream media is completely silent on it.
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Vielleicht sind nicht genug Tennisplätze die Ursache
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Big shoes to fill mate
🚨NUMBER 2️⃣9️⃣
Bradley Barcola becomes the 8th player to wear #29 for Liverpool FC
- Brad Friedel
- Stephen Wright
- Patrice Luzi
- Gabriel Paletta
- Fabio Borini
- Dom Solanke
- Arthur Melo
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Forsvarende mestre uden sejr de første tre #sldk runder:
92/93: #LyngbyBK
94/95: #RødSilke
00/01: Herfølge
04/05, 13/14: #FCKlive
21/22: #Brøndby
26/27: #UltraTwitterAGF
#Leandertal @SpilXperten #VFFAGF
Toke Jacobsen retweeted
Replying to @larsloekke @jonstephensen
Jeg har svært ved at se hvorfor Folketinget skulle stemme ja til at give orlov bare fordi det lige passer Moderaterne bedst, at han gemmes væk..
Over Yaya/Kolo-sangen:
Mo-Mo, Mo-Moukoko, Mo-Moukoko, Mo-Mo-Mo-Moukoko
Dada, Dadadada, Dadada, Dadadadason!
#fcklive
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Replying to @MysterySolvents
Mom Said I’m Special: A Field Guide to Male Overcompensation
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EB skriver at danske vandværker rammes af 6.000 "hacking-forsøg" i timen. Jeg vil vædde min gamle hat på, at disse "hacking-forsøg" falder i to kategorier:
1. Brute-force forsøg på at tiltvinge sig adgang via en kompromiteret konto.
2. Brute-force forsøg på at udnytte kendte sårbarheder i diverse offentligt tilgængelige services.
At kalde disse ting "hacking-forsøg" er en ekstrem overdrivelse. I gamle dage kaldte vi (IT-kyndige) de her angribere for "script kiddies" fordi angreb kan foretages af enhver idiot med et lille stykke programkode, der kan scanne servere for sårbarheder, der kan udnyttes.
For at sætte det lidt i perspektiv, har jeg selv drevet utallige servere hvor blot én server let har kunnet præstere tal i tusindvis-størrelsesordenen i løbet af få timer.
Og de her ting kan sorteres fra og blokeres på få sekunder med et par firewall-regler eller IP-begrænsning. Hvis det ikke allerede er gjort? Så er de personer eller instanser, der driver disse servere, dybt, dybt inkompetente eller ligeglade.
Men, det kan jo bruges til at skabe noget frygt i befolkningen. "UHA, russerne vil angribe vores vandforsyning!" - ja, lille ven. De her "hackere" er lige så opsatte på at få adgang til vandværkets servere, som de er på at få adgang til din lille hjemmeserver som servicerer din lille hobby-webshop, der sælger unika-kartoffeltryk og har tre besøgende om dagen.
ALLE offentligt tilgængelige servere oplever det her. Det virkelig interessante spørgsmål er: hvorfor er de her servere tilsyneladende offentligt tilgængelige via internettet?!
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Replying to @Ryanmatta @benwehrman @IanCarrollShow @ShadowofEzra @ImMeme0 @FlatEarthDaveX @natalimorris @NationalFile
I don't understand what you're even arguing right now.
Are you saying the government subconsciously planted the assassination of Charlie Kirk in a Nicholas Cage movie back when Charlie was just 5 years old?
Or are you saying the government decided to copy a movie assassination based on a guy whose name has a vague resemblance to the movie victim.
I don't understand what you're trying to say about this.
How would an unknown movie from 1998 have any relationship to Robinson shooting Charlie or a government conspiracy? This is batshit.
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If anyone is to blame for the level of political violence we see in America today — it’s this motherfucker.
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Before I decide whether I feel bad for Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck, I need to see what he tweeted when Paul Pelosi was assaulted with a hammer and Melissa Hortman was shot dead in Minnesota.
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Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
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