Old 'n' fat, flatulent cancer survivor, lacking in lower limb count (I didn't get the job as runner) and talks bollocks mostly.
Middle of Nowhere, Kent
Joined August 2012
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🇬🇧 WHEN BRITAIN USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY 🇬🇧
A proper thread about a proper country.
I see those nostalgia pages about the UK full of just old photos of towns looking grim whilst the author says something racist. So he's a proper thread celebrating when Britain was proper! 🧵
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Wales is currently in a very dangerous place. We don't have a fully functioning Princess in place. Wales faces an anxious few weeks. With a third of our kids in poverty, our heavy industry being destroyed, who will do that half-hour shift in a foodbank whilst being photographed?
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Pub #127. Iron Pier Taproom, Northfleet. After try quite a lot of it this year I’m at the home of the Iron Pier brewery, and some beers I’ve not seen this year. The two I had were beautifully kept. This place seems understated. Far better than I expected. The West Street Pale.
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‘Covid corruption commissioner’ would seek to recoup lost billions, says Labour.
Tick tock Tories, you’re gonna get to the find out part of fucking about.
This is brilliant.
#LabConf23
theguardian.com/politics/202…
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🚗 If it's taking too long to get to Bradford, why not come to Leeds? 🚄
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Heckler was speaking v quietly. I was about thirty feet away and hadn’t heard him. He is a Conservative member of the London Assembly and was muttering concerns about Stella sounding transphobic.
He was booted out.
Zero tolerance of dissent from the party of free speech? 🤷♂️
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Has put more people to sleep than Ambien, NyQuil, and Xanax combined.
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Well, this will be the last time the BBC tries to interview a highly competent professional. – at Brighton, England
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THE ROOKIE DID IT! THE ROOKIE DID IT!
@Gipson22X TAKES THE PUNT BACK AND WE WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME.
#BUFvsNYJ on ESPN
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Some of you have been highly amused by my use of the word “clopper” today and @donna_gallers reminds me it is TEN YEARS since Clash of The Gash.
Follow this thread/exchange back for possibly our finest creative lexicunt.
@PFPTMillsy you once went for a country walk to ease your period pain, sneezed & your bloody mucus covered a male cow. Red Bull.
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In August our account lost almost 4,900 followers.
That is we keep asking you for support & engagement.
Let others know we are here and every day we educate about the history of Auschwitz.
You can all help us preserve memory.
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⚠️ ICYMI: New Report Reveals 100% of Britons Now SUPPORT #Brexit.
🗞️ Your latest #BrokenNews update. A new report every Friday at 8am.
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Oh go on then, since it’s the anniversary…
#bbccricket
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Unlike you @therescoffey
Farmers do so much to put food on our plates and to look after our countryside.
Delighted to support #Farm24 today. @FarmersGuardian
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57 swimmers fall sick & get diarrhoea at world triathlon championship in Sunderland An Environment Agency sampling at Roker beach 3 days before the event, showed 3,900 E Coli colonies per 100ml, more than 39x higher than typical readings the previous month.theguardian.com/environment/…
