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Token but not token cripple

@TokenNotToken

Old 'n' fat, flatulent cancer survivor, lacking in lower limb count (I didn't get the job as runner) and talks bollocks mostly.

 Middle of Nowhere, Kent
Joined August 2012
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Artsy photo time of the year, before the council pollard the tree.
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Lovely condiment despite the strange fixation with WWII.
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I was discussing the autumn statement with the cat this afternoon and she just looked at me like this. Followed by a rigorous genital clean, which days it all really.
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First of the year.
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It's my last day of physical and pastoral care of the cat and this is the closest she's come to sitting in my lap. I'm stuck here now.
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It's not breakfast and I just don't care because this sauce is bloody lovely.
A bottle of Squadron Leader breakfast sauce.

ALT A bottle of Squadron Leader breakfast sauce.

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Behold the destroyer of worlds. Having a nap before getting on with it.
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Grrrrr, kill!
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I've been squeezing the living shite out of this today. My grip shall return!
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Can you guess what the 90% of asks I currently get are? It's not what this campaign thinks it will be by the way. #AskDontAssume
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Next!
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