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Tom Martin

@TomMartinLA

TV writer : Clash-A-Rama!, WordGirl, SNL, Simpsons, Muppets, Clone High

 Los Angeles
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Joined February 2012
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World: “Hey, do you hate homework?” Me: “More than anything.” . . . Me: *becomes a writer and has homework every day.* Me: “This is right. I deserve this.”
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Every restaurant table in Los Angels wobbles.
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The new ep of #BadScience is out and we’re gettin’ PSYCHO with @TomMartinLA and neuroscientist Dr. Dean Mobbs. Listen now: bit.ly/2COjxPT
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Has anyone ever made a sale at a Christmas craft fair?
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Would you say “England IS a bunch of fakers” or “England ARE a bunch of fakers”? #WorldCup
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I’ve logged into Twitter to let you know there’s a man in his 40s wearing pajamas at the airport. If he’s on my flight I hope we crash.
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Months ago, in a writers room not far away, Erika Martin told her coworkers that she has never seen Star Wars. This episode is a tribute to that brave moment. youtu.be/HIKmp5pCI4U
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I once played a dragon with a terrible fake Australian accent. Here is one of the lines. teapawt.net/tearsofaclone/status/9…
Clone High Quotes (@tearsofaclone) profile pictureClone High Quotes@tearsofaclone10 Dec 2017
G'day Gandhi! It is I, Daniel Feldspar, a stereotypical Australian dragon. I'm gonna eat you like a dingo eats his baby. Koala! Boomerang! Wallaby! Oi, oi, oi!
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Mom’s trying to lure me for a visit with the promise of chores.
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Not sure it's gonna go down like the song predicts, but it's a good song. teapawt.net/mma_gifs_/status/89541…
MMA GOSSiP (@MMAxGossip) profile pictureMMA GOSSiP@MMAxGossip9 Aug 2017
All McGregor fans must check out this song by Mick Konstantin. I can't stop listening it's so damn catchy!
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For someone who doesn't know what an algorithm is, I sure use the word algorithm a lot.
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I think so. I'm curious what you think of the book, so I'm trying to trick you into reading it
First read "The Inner Game of Tennis" then see if you need any other books ever.
Replying to @jlazebnik
Lew, the 3% is Irish. From that filthy Dairy Queen in Lowell.
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Say, it looks like my wife is planning a big date.
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I wish the guy who punched the kangaroo could be president. But Putin probably won't allow it.
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.@TheSimpsons #TheSimpsons600 - My favorite pic by @markk1914 . A rare Simpsons writing staff portrait with @JJSwartzwelder.
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Biden was so obvious in his attempt to reach young people by using the word "malarkey." For the record, Joe, they now just say "malark."
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My son missed Comicon to kiss a girl. What a weirdo. @RealDevonRose
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