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Erika

@TrolleyCat

I'm like a drunk gazelle.

 Washington, DC
Joined July 2010
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If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car.
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Death Rattle would be a cool name for a line of emo baby clothes.
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Replying to @la_wlooo
BUSTED: @La_Wlooo @JeffAllen27 @MissSarahTweedy all stole this tweet http://tiny.cc/k3dj4 from @TrolleyCat
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Talking: No thanks.
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PUSH, MARY, PUSH!
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i just found the sad remains of a houseplant i could've sworn i threw out years ago. but sure, i'd love to watch your kids.
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If Biopics have taught us anything, its that if you're not passionate about your dream job by 8 years old, you won't make it.
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