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Erin

@TwoMoreSeconds

mom. creative. teacher. sewist. runner. blogger. photo-taker. band-aid applier. procrastinator extraordinaire. rockin' the country.

 Salt Lake City, Utah
Joined March 2007
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THE KING OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

GOAL Kreilach

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Have to shout out @TwoMoreSeconds for this gorgeous mask !!!! V high quality and comfortable and it helps distract from the permanent bags under my eyes : ‘ ) DM her, the masks are affordable and gorgeous and ship fast 10/10 do recommend
Image from mads online (@utahmads)
Image from mads online (@utahmads)
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Turns out my top 3 hobbies are: 1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops 2. Going to nonessential businesses 3. Touching my face – at Camden Town, London
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You guys, I have some really good news. Today is the last day of March 2020-- the longest month in the history of the world.
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Not muting your mic is the new reply all
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Friends, I learned last night over Zoom drinks that ya'll're baking so much that there's a shortage of yeast?! I, your local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here to tell you this: THERE IS NEVER A SHORTAGE OF YEAST. Here's where I'm a viking. Instructions below.
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Good morning friends. Let’s all look for our better angels today. Take breaks from social media and the news. Exercise and call a friend. One day at a time. I love you. ❤️🙏🏼
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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
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The best slide from Cuomo's press conference today. Possibly the best slide ever.
Image from Amanda (@Manda_like_wine)
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Teachers, parents, students: I've decided to start a daily read-aloud of WONDER! Still figuring out platform, to be announced next week, but I was thinking at 12pm every weekday: I'll read a few chapters and add a little commentary. Stay tuned for details. #WONDERreadaloud
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Goodbye seasonal depression, hello pandemic and earthquake aftershock anxiety 👋🏻
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I know I was going to talk about the top half of indoor clothes today, but I need to narrow down my choices a little more now that some of my best options aren't in stock. INSTEAD. I want to tell you what we're all DEFINITELY NOT GONNA DO in the next few weeks of indoor living.
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I see all of you with your homeschooling schedules but I’m over here teaching my kids some Hunger Games skills.
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My running mate will be a woman. #DemDebate
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Gen-Xers have been training for quarantine our entire lives. No other generation is perfectly happy staying in their room, alone, listening to sad music & watching John Hughes’ complete oeuvre on repeat like us. #coronapocolypse #StopTheSpread #GenX #StayTheFHome #COVIDー19
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The bigger national emergency is relying on this president for information.
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Some great beers: The airport beer The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready The hotel balcony 7pm beer The straight to the pub from work beer The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer The Friday before Christmas beer(s)
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A great use of your next hour: Double-check your voter registration and ask two friends to do the same.
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WHY THE FUCK IS THE UBER HELICOPTER THE CHEAPEST OPTION
Image from nicole (@nicoleej0hnson)
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