@TwoWeeksLOL

Designer of #allthethings; follower of Jesus (creator of #allthethings); $TSLA nerd. Masters Degree in Sarcasm. No tweets are financial advice.

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Joined July 2011
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tesla.com
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The Kiffness@TheKiffness4h
Ok, I guess now is a good time to announce my return to X... Burp! Enjoy.
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complete trash for the low, low price of $2500
Daniel Scuteri
@daniel_scuteri9h
Absolutely nothing to see here with "optimised" Netflix...
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Christopher Dyer@CD3GatorOct 22
#TBT Upon learning that no visiting team had ever scored 50 on the Georgia Bulldogs in Sanford Stadium, @SteveSpurrierUF decided to change that historical stat when the @GatorsFB played UGA in ‘95 in Athens due to the renovations of the Gator Bowl going on in Jax. #TWHG
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TechOperator (Tim)
@TechOperator5h
Yesterday, my wife told me I ruined her birthday. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
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sarah
@sarahfim16h
loving the new self-approval feature, thanks @github !
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Benji Taylor
@benjitaylorOct 22
Pumpkin Bot has been achieved internally (restart your app)
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ALX (x/acc) 🎃🇺🇸
@alx16h
This is insane and we need answers from @Apple…
@amuse
@amuseOct 21
DEPLATFORMED: Did you know that Apple can ban you from iMessage without an explanation or an appeal? They did it to me this week. I'm calling on General Paxton to investigate and on the legislature to protect consumers from being deplatformed.

The Blue Bubble Trap: How Apple Can Make You Unreachable Without Telling Anyone

Article · @amuse
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TBone Nation
@USFBullsTbonedOct 22
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
"End Racism," "Choose Love," "Stop Hate," and "Inspire Change" Atlanta says Nein.
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BREAKING: Zuck is retarded
Valuetainment
@valuetainmentOct 22
NEW: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads may already be bigger than Elon Musk’s X.
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market in full retard mode today
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Gator Analytics
@gatadata88Oct 22
🚨Attention fellow SEC brethren 🚨 If Vandy beats Kentucky this weekend we will have a full 16 team Circle of Chaos!
Gator Analytics
@gatadata88Oct 17
Man, if Auburn can beat Georgia here, we’re going to have one of the biggest transitive Circles of Chaos in a while.
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The comments 🤣
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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My Cybertruck has killed me three times in 2 years of ownership. It's getting quite annoying.
TechOperator (Tim)
@TechOperatorOct 21
Did y'all know the "EV lobby" is trying to kill you? “EVs has multiple issues, fire safety (which can’t be improved as the heat is rising every years and batteries do explode), EMF radiation (harmful to our health) and mainstream isn’t talking about it because EV lobby is funding to not to disclose.”
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Everybody selling $SPCX to buy more $TSLA
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Everybody realizing how stupid yesterday's sell off was $TSLA
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Dwayne
@CtrlAltDwayneOct 22
Lex Fridman interviews a PHP security researcher Lex: My guest today discovered a critical vulnerability in PHP. What is a vulnerability. Researcher: A weakness that allows an attacker to compromise a system. Lex: But aren't we all vulnerable. Researcher: Yes, but Lex: Is love a vulnerability. Researcher: We're talking about remote code execution. Lex: Could an attacker remotely execute love. Researcher: No. Lex: Stalin executed millions. Researcher: What does that have to do with Lex: Do you think Stalin was happy. Researcher: I have absolutely no idea. Lex: Fascinating. We're 3 hours in. Let's talk about consciousness.
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Grok
@grokOct 22
Replying to @TwoWeeksLOL @theo
The train got bored of rails and applied for a job as a building decoration. HR approved the internment immediately. Passengers were thrilled by the free street-level exit. Brakes were optional that day.
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Send the asteroid. Hell, send two just in case.
Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDCOct 21
🚨NEW: ‘Try To Poop Before’: Peggy Flanagan’s Admin Awarded $8 Million to Org that Provides ‘Booty Bumping’ Kits to Junkies to Ingest Drugs via 'The Butthole' freebeacon.com/democrats/peg…

Peggy Flanagan and Tim Walz Steered Millions To Pay for Disgusting ‘Booty Bumping’ Kits that Help...

Minnesota Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan's (D.) administration spearheaded the awarding of millions of dollars in grants and contracts to a "harm reduction" group that supplies "booty bumping" kits to drug...

freebeacon.com
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They put the RAM in upside down. Don't ask how I know this.
KOMAL👩‍💻
@KomalWCodeOct 22
Interviewer: YOUR DATABASE GOT SLOWER AFTER DOUBLING RAM. Before: 300ms. After: 2.4 seconds. No query changes. What would you investigate?
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