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I DRINK JUICE WHEN I’M KILLING ‘CUZ IT’S FUCKING DELICIOUS!

HE/HIM • MDNI • MV • MS
Joined May 2021
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It's also not a good idea to bring your 7 month old to a hardcore fest because the little poser couldn't even be able to name a single band or song #larp
Please DON'T bring your infant to a hardcore fest 👶
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The lion doesn't concern himself with weird memory gaps in his childhood and his extreme fear of being assaulted and him being hypersexual
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you guys clearly havent heard of Better Living Industries
Imagine a minimal store named “Store” that sells nothing but products with no branding whatsoever
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bought my 4yo a clock that turns green when he could wake me up for in hopes of sleeping in this vacation but he was standing over me at 5:35 am to tell me, "mommy i unplugged the clock."
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canon to me
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ipad babies are OUT it’s time for pea bag babies
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sabrina get out of the zones its not safe there. Girl the dracs. but if you see party poison tell them i’m making hot dogs for dinner and they need to be home on time or i will be very angry with them. thanks.
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Battery city
hey diva... can I call you diva? im detective fierce, you're not in trouble boots, were just trying to get the tea on this situation
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i HATE people who always have to fucking pee
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Arguing with a baby and I am winning by a lot
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Ever see art so good you cried?
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"if my VELOCITY starts to make you sweat" #killjoys #killjoyscalifornia #ultravs #valvelocity #dangerdays #mcr
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2yo: *jumps on chair* 2yo: *falls, cries* me: Was that wise or foolish? 2yo: *through tears* It was fun
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My manager: y do u smell like beer Me: bc i drank beer #stupidbitch
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having paranoia so funny cuz what if im right
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