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It's also not a good idea to bring your 7 month old to a hardcore fest because the little poser couldn't even be able to name a single band or song #larp
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The lion doesn't concern himself with weird memory gaps in his childhood and his extreme fear of being assaulted and him being hypersexual
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bought my 4yo a clock that turns green when he could wake me up for in hopes of sleeping in this vacation but he was standing over me at 5:35 am to tell me, "mommy i unplugged the clock."
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sabrina get out of the zones its not safe there. Girl the dracs. but if you see party poison tell them i’m making hot dogs for dinner and they need to be home on time or i will be very angry with them. thanks.
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"if my VELOCITY starts to make you sweat"
#killjoys #killjoyscalifornia #ultravs #valvelocity #dangerdays
#mcr
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2yo: *jumps on chair*
2yo: *falls, cries*
me: Was that wise or foolish?
2yo: *through tears* It was fun
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My manager: y do u smell like beer
Me: bc i drank beer #stupidbitch







































