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I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he supports universal healthcare, free college, raising the minimum wage and housing for all.
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President so unpopular the people who measure popularity decided to pack it in.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years
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The full 1987 film RoboCop rendered as the Cracker Barrel logo. Because nothing matters.
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90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!”
Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
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Pope Francis NEVER saw the Detroit Pistons win a playoff game during his pontificate:
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When was the last time you did the Chicken Dance? Elmo can already tell you it's been too long! Let's dance! 🕺🐥😂 #GiftOfGiggles


































