A man who has finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini. After buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini. “You want a mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks. “It’s a Lamborghini,” “What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi. “A sports car.” “What? That’s blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts. “You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!” Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah. “You want a mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks. “For my Lamborghini”, the man replies. “What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi. “A car, a sports car.” “What kind of sports car?” asks the Rabbi. “Italian.” “What? That is blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts. “You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!” Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but goes to the Reform Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he asks, “I’d like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini.” “You have a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi. “You know what it is?” says the man. “Of course! It’s a fantastic Italian sports car. What’s a mezuzah?”