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Father, Fundamentalist Christian, Delta Force Operator, #7 on the Pentagon's "Unkillable 18" list

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Joined February 2011
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Walnut retweeted
Pink monkey club, I’m gonna eat banana at the
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When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei
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Walnut retweeted
Woke up to military recruiters at my door… they said I’m being drafted into the army for the invasion of Brazil that is taking place in a week, I’m so scared guys
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[white man + asian woman couple walks by] *trying so hard not to think this* something twisted about that for sure [white woman + asian man couple walks by] *really trying so hard not to think this* he is the samurai.
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andal kkkolonizer owned #crakkadown #oldgods
actually we kinda needed this to disperse that bogus “all north men are honorable” bullshit
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i have so many “translated from portuguese” tweets on my feed. and they’re never talking about shit😭
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God is not real dude. You really ARE stupid
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原爆ドームとオオサンショウウオ 色々考えさせられる。。。
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John Fahey: “Turtles are my favorite animals. Everybody runs over them on the highways and that’s why I want to kill everybody. That’s one reason why I want to kill everybody.” Via a 1970 interview.
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Walnut retweeted
self-aware oil on paper, available
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Ima fix the world with this magic
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America’s national myth is both one of the coolest and wasted on the dumbest fucking morons
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Walnut retweeted
Sorry I supported Trump. He’s the ‘most evil’. I really didn’t know. My apologies.
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They were wolves in wolves clothing with blood dripping down their lips. You’re just a big fucking dumb stupid idiot and you deserve to slowly dissolved by acidic bile
Man, these were some _deep_ cover neocons.
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me spending my weekend getting misinformed by osint accounts
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Gonna be real with you guys: if you associate “hipsters” with IPA, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you live in America B. One of the biggest tells.
hipster backlash seems so quaint in retrospect. we were mad at guys for... drinking IPA? listening to neutral milk hotel?
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Walnut retweeted
Atheists should start using "revert"
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Yup. The source of his wealth? He won the lottery every day. His extensive contacts in multiple governments? He met them randomly on Omegle. The internal JP Morgan emails? Creepypasta
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