A god damn wizard creating mutants for fun, dancing and sport. 12 QUADRILLION mutations & growing! 🦠🧬🩸🫟👾
Joined July 2011
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Code them all into an “emulator”. A spalsh menu the user can select the game to play…. Is that a thing?
Surprisingly this nasty brute managed to slip the night crew (not my watch) and ran rampant for 3 hours before being retrieved. Parsons was killed, the pizza guy on his way out was maimed and Tony from R&D is till missing.
Lots of solid field data though, so there's that.
#pixelart #mutants #games #fortheloveofthegame
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One of the fastest mutants we've ever created... also comes standard with a high average across all stats.
We may have discovered one of the most sought after gene expressions in the history of our lab.
Lets get this beast into the field for testing. Glorious.
#pixelart #mutants #indiegames #gamedev
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It must be exhausting to blather so much while achieving so little.
Life-long politicians are the most unproductive and non-contributing losers on earth.
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Today we welcome this cute degenerate into the world... Welcome ACC-2685! Now, despite your legend drop status, we do need to return to the vats... for more tests. Yeah, that's it, tests.
#pixelart #mutants #gamedev #indiegames
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Disney out here doing their damn best to make you forget the absolute smouldering crater they created with the Star Wars IP since owning it.
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Horoscope necklace tells you everything you already know about this moron. Her sign… is a bovine.
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You came here, attacked and keep engaging because of a Ron Burgandy meme.
Imagine being that braindead.
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Glurmulon’s Desire! Amazing track. Saw that absolute flurglemop live at the 3267th Nebulae Coronation Fair. Shit was off the charts. I met an actual Blungleplat, best dudogorps i ever had. Sclurg!
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All composure is deliberate. That’s why it’s called composure. There is no such thing as random composure.
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