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April

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We will feast on the tongues of the last bootlickers | @Kyrabite 💜

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What a run to close out the game
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Yeah this is my team
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Buzzinssss your ‘27 squad is locked in 🐝 Presented by @Chegg
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Record Watch 🚨🚨🚨🚨 With a big game tonight, Ayo Dosunmu could break LeBron James’ all time record for most career points. Dosunmu only needs 39,533 points to achieve this incredible feat.
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Republicans flipping texas 32
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“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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If you dont like it you can always move to texas or iowa or georgia or kansas or south carolina
Ron 🇺🇸 (@TaeKwonRo) profile pictureRon 🇺🇸
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This is what Minnesotans consider fair statewide elections Tim Walz could’ve ran for a 3rd term, the fraud didn’t seem to sway any of the Loonies votes Good to know, act accordingly
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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Call mississippi and mn 1 sleepy nbc I wanna go to bed
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MAGA in the clutch
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Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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starting tomorrow
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
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˗ˏˋpeachieˎˊ˗ (@peachiepawz) profile picture˗ˏˋpeachieˎˊ˗@peachiepawzNov 3
blue iowa...save me blue iowa...
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.@JuanSotoHaterNov 4
son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
Mariam (@Gaismair) profile pictureMariam
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HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Rob Sand beat Zach Lahn. Iowa-based teams beat Kansas-based teams all the time.
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they’re currently setting off fireworks in the people’s republic of iowa city
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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EVERYONE IN TEXAS IS GETTING NEW PRONOUNS YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW TO PICK THEM OUT OR YOU’RE GETTING SENTENCED TO HARD LABOR
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Holy shit we flipped fucking MN 01???
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