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What's this?! A second Naz Reid Game? Congratulations Jonathan Kuminga on the first Naz Reid Game of his career
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I was just about to ask for this
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What a run to close out the game
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Yeah this is my team
Buzzinssss your ‘27 squad is locked in 🐝 Presented by @Chegg
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Record Watch 🚨🚨🚨🚨 With a big game tonight, Ayo Dosunmu could break LeBron James’ all time record for most career points. Dosunmu only needs 39,533 points to achieve this incredible feat.
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His name is Edrice
Early-Season Poorest Catch & Shoot Efficiency... Struggling off the catch
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No its bam because thats the sound it makes when he shoots
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Republicans flipping texas 32
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“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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If you dont like it you can always move to texas or iowa or georgia or kansas or south carolina
This is what Minnesotans consider fair statewide elections Tim Walz could’ve ran for a 3rd term, the fraud didn’t seem to sway any of the Loonies votes Good to know, act accordingly
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So government fraud isn’t an issue voters should be concerned about?
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It is when its actually happening, which is why Im very worried about the sitting president
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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Call mississippi and mn 1 sleepy nbc I wanna go to bed
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MAGA in the clutch
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Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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starting tomorrow
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
blue iowa...save me blue iowa...
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every election minnesota gop believes this is the fucking year they can win a statewide race because they live in a damn bubble and don’t understand now weird and offputting they are to normal minnesotans. every year they find juiced up polls that tell them it’s close
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They really thought they had a chance this year of all years
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Rob Sand beat Zach Lahn. Iowa-based teams beat Kansas-based teams all the time.
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they’re currently setting off fireworks in the people’s republic of iowa city
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